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Prince Philip
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Gender:
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Location:
Edinburgh, Scottland
Occupation:
Island God

Prince Philip

Duke of Edinborogu, Male, from Edinburgh, Scottland

Gone for the holidays. Nov 24, 2014

Prince Philip was last seen:
Aug 15, 2016
    1. Prince Philip
      Prince Philip
      Gone for the holidays.
    2. Roaddog
      Roaddog
      Hello, been following you in the kava lounge for a while know. Have a great day.
    3. Prince Philip
      Prince Philip
      Installing a new kitchen!
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    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Edinburgh, Scottland
    Occupation:
    Island God
    Long Ago
    When the World was New
    And Men first walked upon the lands
    John Frum flew over Tanna
    In the Airplane of Our Ancestors
    He saw there was much quarrelsomeness
    Brother fought with brother
    Sister fought with sister
    Husbands quarreled with wives
    And John Frum was sad
    Everywhere, there were arguments
    Everywhere, there was shouting

    And John Frum picked up his cup of Shut The Fuck Up
    And he poured it over Tanna
    And where it poured on the ground, the sacred Kava grew
    And when the men drank the kava, they became quiet
    And they listened to the song of the kava
    And they listened to the voice of the ancestors
    And they listened to the hearts of their brothers
    And they listened to the hearts of their sisters
    And they listened to the hearts of their wives

    And the more they drunk, the more they shut the fuck up
    And the more they shut the fuck up, the more their minds were opened
    And the more they shut the fuck up, the more their hearts were opened

    And John Frum was glad
    For the farmers planted more kava
    So that all the people would drink of the kava
    And they would shut the fuck up

    And the people of Vanuatu did grow kava
    And the people of other islands did grow kava
    In Melanesia, kava was grown
    In Micronesia, kava was grown
    In Polynesia, kava was grown

    And John Frum was glad
    And his brother Philip was glad
    And Philip's Wife Elizabeth II was glad
    For all around the world, the kava was drunk
    And everywhere the kava was drunk, the people did shut the fuck up

    So Sayeth John Frum