Mop Kava (Kavafied)

[The Kap'n]

Or rather..."Making kava with a mop".


Love it.

 

[Groggy]

That's a cool idea. Leave it to Matt to think it up,

 

[Krunkie McKrunkface]

Now we need to get more Rube Goldberg.

 

[sɥɐʞɐs]

I'd love to make a response video where I put 10-20 lbs of kava in the washing machine, let the cycle run and watch my batch come out of the drainage hose:

 

[_byron]

I wonder if it would work to put a strainer bag full of kava in a mop bucket. The squeezer would have to be submerged somehow but seems like a feasible application LOL

 

[PapaMoi]

I'd love to make a response video where I put 10-20 lbs of kava in the washing machine, let the cycle run and watch my batch come out of the drainage hose:

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Just don't add any Tide pods, no matter how tempting. I hear it's big with the kids now but I'd stick with plain old grog. Oh and maybe you could convert the local laundromat into a nakamal with your washer machine technology!

 

[kastom_lif]

Shells and buckets and makas and kava 

Are words I use at the nakamal

Reading the news, and watching the people

That's what I do at the nakamal


At the nakamal my heart grows tall 

Ahhh, Ah
hh
As my mind gets wise I stop and sigh

Ahhh, Ahhh
Dreaming -- Screaming


There's a girl washing her mouth 

I'm in love but she's looking out

She looks pretty young and that spells trouble

My mind grows wise while my eyes see double


She's so young and tall

Ahhh, Ah
hh
I'm gonna give her my Twisties (or Tusker)

Ahh, Ahhh
Dreaming -- Screaming


I'm not a subtle guy

I'll go to her and sigh

"Awo, ningan, afta, yu yu wandem kaekae?"

-- "Lo Nakamal" by The Dead Kavamen