I can honestly state that I am not a heaper, and that's on the level. I am an Organized Kneader, but I can't "
whip out two batches in 15 minutes" like
@Deleted User01 can. Does make you wonder what he's talking about though, since he's using both hands and
@shakas is "
double screwed".
Well clearly jman is ambidextrous so he can knead two batches at the same time. And
@shakas is both metaphorically and literally screwed. Or to be precise, he is screwed in two different metaphorical ways.
Of course if you are a duck the literal and metaphorical are one and the same. Because ducks are magical creatures who can literally transform the figurative to the literal.
On the other penis I mean hand, I was reading this in the bathroom the other day
Amazon product"... Only 1 in 5.5 million males worldwide are born with two penises. However very few (if any) are born with two working, and by all accounts, attractive penises.... DDD [Double Dick Dude] goes from discussing his childhood, and explains how he knew he was special at an early age [how did he know??]...We find out how he lost his virginity and was exposed to his peers [in that order]... Don't worry, all the saucy and steamy stories he hinted at in his AMA are covered and then some. Like ... the poor girl who... shall we say, her lady place was a wreck after one time with DDD. It's all in there and more! [yes, we know there is more in there]"
I was holding the book with two hands. So how, you might ask, was I turning the pages?
Normally I save that line for obscene phone calls. 
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