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Member Yearbook Kapmcrunk Runs For President!

HeadHodge

HeadHodge

Bula To Eternity
FOR IMMEDIATE PRESS RELEASE

With the seemingly lack of good candidates available for this years U.S. presidential election, Kapm is taking his civic duty seriously, by throwing his hat into the ring.

When asked, during his first national press conference, what policies he proposes to enact if elected, his response was 'Free Kava for All and a Tongan in every living room!!!'

It's projected that he could quickly garner at least 15% approval of the voters, which would make him eligible to participate in the 3 upcoming presidential debates.

A.P. Press 9/20/16
Reported by senior correspondent HeadHodge
 
Groggy

Groggy

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HeadHodge said:
FOR IMMEDIATE PRESS RELEASE

With the seemingly lack of good candidates available for this years U.S. presidential election, Kapm is taking his civic duty seriously, by throwing his hat into the ring.

When asked, during his first national press conference, what policies he proposes to enact if elected, his response was 'Free Kava for All and a Tongan in every living room!!!'

It's projected that he could quickly garner at least 15% approval of the voters, which would make him eligible to participate in the 3 upcoming presidential debates.

A.P. Press 9/20/16
Reported by senior correspondent HeadHodge

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People already submitted votes for captain Crunch, we just need to adjust that slightly, he's got my vote.
That would be under the Green Party right?
 
verticity

verticity

I'm interested in things

Interesting:
"Fakaleitis. Even in a super conservative country like Tonga, Fakaleitis serve as an undeniable example of Tonga’s penchant for eclectic dichotomies. Meaning “In the manner of a lady” or “like a lady”, Fakaleitis are what most Americans would consider third gender individuals — but only as it applies to males identifying themselves as females, not the other way around. Unlike most places in America, Fakaleitis are fairly common to see, and seem to enjoy freedom of expression unparalleled in most first-world countries. For example, many Fakaleitis go to work in makeup and women’s clothing and when one goes out to eat or shops at a store, one very often is waited upon by a Fakaleiti so dressed. It just isn’t a big deal. Pretty cool, actually. But here’s what really makes things different: often, in Tonga, Fakaleitis — even open ones — are married, child-rearing leaders in church and political society (one and the same here, really). So, you’ve got the openly-dressing-and-acting-as-a-lady-all-the-time Fakaleiti, and then you’ve got the conservatively-male-dressed-church-elder-and-otherwise-prominent-individual who, on the weekends, dons his feathers and lipstick and calls people “honey” Fakaleiti. Either way, it seems open to debate as to whether Fakaleiti’s are in fact transgender or simply cross-dressers or even straight men who have been reared by families of all male-offspring to perform the chores that, had a daughter been born into the lot, a female would have performed."
 
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