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verticity

verticity

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When I took Latin in High School, our Latin teacher taught us the obscene verses to Gaudeamus igitur (the University drinking song):
Gaudeamus igitur,
Juvenes dum sumus;
... et cetera ..
Rapiamus puellas, seducamus matronas!
Ludamus pueris modis Graecis!
...​
English:
Let us therefore rejoice,
While we are young;
... and so on ...
Let us carry off the girls, and seduce the married women!
Let us play with the boys in the 'Greek' way!
...​

This seemed pretty hilarious in the ninth grade.
 
HeadHodge

HeadHodge

Bula To Eternity
verticity said:
When I took Latin in High School, our Latin teacher taught us the obscene verses to Gaudeamus igitur (the University drinking song):
Gaudeamus igitur,
Juvenes dum sumus;
... et cetera ..
Rapiamus puellas, seducamus matronas!
Ludamus pueris modis Graecis!
...​
English:
Let us therefore rejoice,
While we are young;
... and so on ...
Let us carry off the girls, and seduce the married women!
Let us play with the boys in the 'Greek' way!
...​

This seemed pretty hilarious in the ninth grade.
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The only hilarious thing I experienced in school was when I was in college (electronics engineering) we were taught the workings of a 'Travelling Wave Amplifier Tube'. We endlessly laughed our ass off over it.
 
verticity

verticity

I'm interested in things
HeadHodge said:
The only hilarious thing I experienced in school was when I was in college (electronics engineering) we were taught the workings of a 'Travelling Wave Amplifier Tube'. We endlessly laughed our ass off over it.
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Did you learn the politically incorrect mnemonic for the resistor color codes? (It's so unbelievably politically incorrect that I won't even quote it here... And that's sayin' something considering all the crap I have quoted here...)
 
HeadHodge

HeadHodge

Bula To Eternity
verticity said:
Did you learn the politically incorrect mnemonic for the resistor color codes? (It's so unbelievably politically incorrect that I won't even quote it here... And that's sayin' something considering all the crap I have quoted here...)
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This is what I was taught in the Air Force:
Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly == Black, Brown, Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Violet, Grey, White

 
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Ligermeat

Ligermeat

Warm and Fuzzeh!
verticity said:
In approximately 90 BC when she was giving Priapus a vigorous and ill-fated hand job.
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I'd imagine Priapus was a pretty frustrated dude. He could never "fit in" with anyone, and thus couldn't get married, couldn't have kids, etc.

Btw, are we allowed to post pics of priapus on this forum? I don't se how it would be any different than posting a picture of Venus de milo or something like that.
 
Groggy

Groggy

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HeadHodge said:
This is what I was taught in the Air Force:
Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly == Black, Brown, Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Violet, Grey, White

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What haven't you done, God damn, 3 freaking degrees and the Air Force!...Makes me feel shitty, well good for you. The acronym is tad politically incorrect, but frankly It doesn't bother me, what bothers me are these fucking millennials that were cuddled by their parents and now are a bunch of TWATS ('Traveling Wave Amplifier Tube") just in case..
 
Ligermeat

Ligermeat

Warm and Fuzzeh!
MudMonkey said:
What haven't you done, God damn, 3 freaking degrees and the Air Force!...Makes me feel shitty, well good for you. The acronym is tad politically incorrect, but frankly It doesn't bother me, what bothers me are these fucking millennials that were cuddled by their parents and now are a bunch of TWATS ('Traveling Wave Amplifier Tube") just in case..
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You should see the un-pc version of this phrase. It goes from kind of offensive to downright dispicable!
 
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There is nothing wrong with mixing Viagra and Kava as long as you don't mind dragging a third leg behind you. :eek: No big deal really. I was going to post the name of the kava that causes that particular side effect but first I have to negotiate a fee with the vendor. :D
 
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Deleted User01

Ok, I promised to post the name of the kava that when mixed with Viagra, produces the rare but MUCH sought after third leg. But first a shout out to @Gourmet Hawaiian Kava. I ordered my quarterly buttload of Micronized Kava the other day. I was also looking for something very strong and potent so I ended up ordering the Hanapaki Ai in powder form (the micro was not posted for sale). Then I get an email from Chris that goes, "Deleted User01, I hope you don't mind that I substituted Hanapaki Ai' MICRONIZED for the the POWDER". OMG I replied, you know I would rather have micronized and I thanked him profusely. He also hinted that there may be a promo in the works. And he also warned me that I better not drink it too fast. You know, those kind of warnings on labels only encourage me. :sneaky:

Ok, so now for the the name of the Kava that when mixed with Viagra produces the legendary third leg. Drum roll please ... the kava is .... Hanapaki Ai'!
What?? Why are you looking at me that way?? :rolleyes: Bias, what do you mean bias? There is no way that I'm biased. I'll show you guys later on this week when I get my shipment and I terrorize this forum with my new found appendage. I'll show you guys. :D

FYI. I've been told by a well know Quack .. errr ... doctor that I will need a transfusion of at least 1 quart of blood before I undergo this transformation. Just a little "heads up" for the rest of you "stiffs".
 
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