Nutrition bullet idea

[MikeNMissy]

I was gonna try this and would like some feedback.

My ears are still ringing and my body still feels heady after last night. ANYWHO...

I was gonna take 2 heaping tablespoons of kisa waka, a couple ice cubes, and a tiny bit of water and pulse it in my nutrition bullet. Just enough till the ice melts and the water incorporates itself into a grog. Then I'll add a bit of whole fat cream, a little less than a full cup. Pulse the blender until everything incorporates into a nice milky frothy grog. Strain it through a few layers of cheesecloth, add a touch of hazelnut creamer to taste and pound it. I can take the residual from the cheese cloth, throw it back in the blender, hit it with a bit of water and a bit of milk (75% of first grog amount) and either give it to the wife or pound it again post strain.
Bula. How's that sound for amateur prep?

 

[Krunkie McKrunkface]

Sounds plausible. Try it and report back. There are so many millions of ways to prep kava.....

 

[MikeNMissy]

My new kava straining t-shirt. Nutribullet 1 tablespoon and leftover cheesecloth grit with about half a cup of water for about 5 minutes. Added about half a cup of coconut milk (noob hint: it's not very sweet) and nutribullet on for about 3 minutes followed by shaking for a couple more minutes with a splash of hazelnut coffee creamer. Strained it through the tee shirt. Knead and twist. Knead and twist. Bula.. it was smooth and silky. I have the grit left and will blend another full shell for us in a bit. I feel it no doubt. I like the texture. Need it to be a touch sweeter for perfect palatable kava.

 

[MikeNMissy]

My new kava straining t-shirt. Nutribullet 1 tablespoon and leftover cheesecloth grit with about half a cup of water for about 5 minutes. Added about half a cup of coconut milk (noob hint: it's not very sweet) and nutribullet on for about 3 minutes followed by shaking for a couple more minutes with a splash of hazelnut coffee creamer. Strained it through the tee shirt. Knead and twist. Knead and twist. Bula.. it was smooth and silky. I have the grit left and will blend another full shell for us in a bit. I feel it no doubt. I like the texture. Need it to be a touch sweeter for perfect palatable kava.

 

[MikeNMissy]

Forgot to add the pic.. the Bula is real...

 

[MikeNMissy]

Last nights kava experience...

The kisa kava is VERY heady to me. It didn't knock me out, just had me feeling nice all night long. My wife drank a couple shells and said she felt no different. Reverse tolerance I suppose. However, after sleeping soundly for a good 6 or 7 hours I ask missy how she felt. I slept perfectly, she said she had a dream that dwight schrute was trying to cut her feet off...

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