Kava Poll Which kava should El Capitán consume today?

[Capitán Bastos]

Ok.
Today I got up at 6AM so I could bill my client $40K. (Milestone achieved.)
I had a slice of olive bread with roast beef and went to bed to practice the marital snuggle.
11AM I got back up to fry up some eggs and prepare some morning mate for Mrs. Bastos.
1PM - 4PM, emails, phone calls. Looks like my contract is about to expand.
Most of the time, I was thinking about how I can relate to lawyers on a whole new level now.
I'm not acquired to go anywhere today and the meter is still running.
4:30 PM ate again.
I have to go to the post office to pick up some mate, gourds and bombillas.
I should probably tidy up a bit before my wife returns.
Today my biggest challenge seems to be to figure out when and which one of the kavas I shall consume.
I will figure out when, eventually.
But, as a firm and huge believer in democracy, I want you to help me choose today's kava.
That's why I spent more time in bed making this poll.

 

[I don't know]

Mix em all together.

 

[verticity]

Write in vote:
Hanky Panky

 

[Groggy]

Sqnch FTW

 

[Capitán Bastos]

Mix em all together.

 

[I don't know]

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Well, not if it made you look like that.

 

[Capitán Bastos]

Sqnch FTW

So I googled "squanch"...

I guess we know what @Kavasseur is voting:

 

[Groggy]

Lmao, you know captain, there is a pic of "the" squanch himself on a thread about yerba mate...good for a vid lol

 

[Capitán Bastos]

Ok. I need to get actual stuff done.
Ya'll be voting too slow.

As of this moment, Squanch Juice is in the lead, so that's what's happening.
Votes are still welcome, though seeing as I'm likely to experience this level of kava related undeciveness in the immediate future.

 

[Capitán Bastos]

The @Squanch72 hella abides.
I'm sort of cooking.
Dang.
Also, every time I drink the juice and go to a grocery store, I'm hit on by female grocery workers. It has happened more than three times now, so el Capitán deems this not a coinkidink.