First off, it is worrisome to me that you give candy twice a year. I feel that the second time you might be putting candy on a string, throwing it out in the street, and pulling on the string everytime an innocent child tries to pick it up.Dear Diary,
Twice a year I give candy to children and enjoy it.
First off, it is worrisome to me that you give candy twice a year. I feel that the second time you might be putting candy on a string, throwing it out in the street, and pulling on the string everytime an innocent child tries to pick it up.
Second, I enjoy pretending that I'm going to give candy to kids on Halloween. First I give them the crappy stuff and then my wife and I gourge all the good chocolate candy that I "withheld". Yup, the Gringe that stole Halloween. View attachment 4408
The string has a hook on it, and he uses a fishing pole to reel in the child after they eat the candy.First off, it is worrisome to me that you give candy twice a year. I feel that the second time you might be putting candy on a string, throwing it out in the street, and pulling on the string everytime an innocent child tries to pick it up.
Second, I enjoy pretending that I'm going to give candy to kids on Halloween. First I give them the crappy stuff and then my wife and I gourge all the good chocolate candy that I "withheld". Yup, the Gringe that stole Halloween. View attachment 4408
I told her; she thought it was hilarious. I think.First of all, we need to remember to move this stuff to Off Topic. (Yeah, @Kapmcrunk, you finally got to me on your last day no less).
Second of all, I'm walking , nay running to your house @verticity to tell your wife the good news. I know she will be thrilled.
An anadromous fish, born in fresh water, spends most of its life in the sea then returns to fresh water to spawn. Salmon, smelt, shad, striped bass, plus sturgeon are common examples. A catadromous fish does the opposite - lives in fresh water then enters salt water to spawn.Hahaha facebook is prepared for people making facebook for their pet.
My wife finds that word offensive, FYIAn anadromous fish, born in fresh water, spends most of its life in the sea and returns to fresh water to spawn. Salmon, smelt, shad, striped bass, and sturgeon are common examples. A catadromous fish does the opposite - lives in fresh water and enters salt water to spawn.
Which 'fresh water' or 'salt water' ?My wife finds that word offensive, FYI
"and"Which 'fresh water' or 'salt water' ?
I'm sorry to see wifey so distressed at my using that most foul word. I'm a reasonable guy and I've removed all references to that offensive word in my previous post. And do please give her my best regards."and"