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Aw quit bragging about your sexual exploits Squanch. Geez, some guys can't keep it to themselves. :D
For the guy that said Friday should be bring your Kava to work today, I say "Work from your house like I do and then everyday is bring your Kava to work day". And Friday is bring your Hiwa to work day. Heh, heh, heh. Gulp, Gulp, Gulp. Ahhhhhhhh ..... I likes me a nice sedating Kava on Friday. :sneaky:
 

verticity

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Ahermm, isn't that how we acquired the states?
Yes, we have a thing for that. (It runs in the family, we can't really help it)
Fun fact: you might have seen the early European descriptions of kava by Captain Cook in Lebot's book, but do you know how Captain Cook died? He tried to kidnap the ruling chief of Hawaii, and the Hawaiians were not very happy about that, to put it mildly.
"...with a spyglass a young William Bligh (the future captain of HMS Bounty) watched as Cook's body was dragged up the hill to the town where it was torn to pieces in full view of his ship's crew. In fact Cook's remains were treated differently: the esteem which the islanders nevertheless held for Cook caused them to retain his body. Following their practice of the time, they prepared his body with funerary rituals usually reserved for the chiefs and highest elders of the society. The body was disembowelled, baked to facilitate removal of the flesh, and the bones were carefully cleaned for preservation as religious icons in a fashion somewhat reminiscent of the treatment of European saints in the Middle Ages."​

Cook was cooked, literally.
 
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kavadude

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the naturalist who wrote the travelogue that contained the kava story also died in exile for supporting the first German democracy. the whole crew was pretty snakebitten.
 
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I think the Good Captain Cook ran into them right after a tropical storm messed up their Kava Crops. Shall we say he ran into them on their "Non Kava Day". Bad timing their Capitan!
 

Groggy

Kava aficionado
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Yes, we have a thing for that. (It runs in the family, we can't really help it)
Fun fact: you might have seen the early European descriptions of kava by Captain Cook in Lebot's book, but do you know how Captain Cook died? He tried to kidnap the ruling chief of Hawaii, and the Hawaiians were not very happy about that, to put it mildly.
"...with a spyglass a young William Bligh (the future captain of HMS Bounty) watched as Cook's body was dragged up the hill to the town where it was torn to pieces in full view of his ship's crew. In fact Cook's remains were treated differently: the esteem which the islanders nevertheless held for Cook caused them to retain his body. Following their practice of the time, they prepared his body with funerary rituals usually reserved for the chiefs and highest elders of the society. The body was disembowelled, baked to facilitate removal of the flesh, and the bones were carefully cleaned for preservation as religious icons in a fashion somewhat reminiscent of the treatment of European saints in the Middle Ages."​

Cook was cooked, literally.
Damn, I had read he got stabbed in the back and beaten lol...
 

avahZ

YAHWEH Shalom
I was reading about these recently: http://www.lowtechmagazine.com/2015/12/fruit-walls-urban-farming.html

I think kava plants are tougher than we give them credit for, as long as you can keep it from going below 40 during winter they could do well in Florida/Texas
I have said and wonder for a bit now if Puerto Rico would be a good place to grow. With all the folks bailing, land prices must be low now. That is if you don't mind living in what is becoming its own 3rd world country...
 

Jerome

Kava Lover
I have said and wonder for a bit now if Puerto Rico would be a good place to grow. With all the folks bailing, land prices must be low now. That is if you don't mind living in what is becoming its own 3rd world country...
Some of my best times were in third world countries. And hammocks.. Had good times in hammocks as well.

How's your Spanish?
 

verticity

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Here's an interesting site for comparing climates of places. Here is the list of places with a climate similar to Vanuatu:
Puerto Limon, COSTA RICA
Maceio Aeroporto, BRAZIL
Puerto Lempira, HONDURAS
Honolulu International Airport, HI, USA
Pemba, MOZAMBIQUE
Mombasa, KENYA
Hiva, FRENCH POLYNESIA
Sassandra, COTE D'IVOIRE
Antsiranana, MADAGASCAR
Tahiti Faaa, FRENCH POLYNESIA

This suggests it may be possible to grow kava in jungle regions outside the South Pacific, such as Brazil, Central America and parts of Africa. I assume just having the same temperature is not enough: the whole climate, including the precipitation must also be similar. Southern California might be warm enough, but it is extremely dry, so probably wouldn't be possible without massive irrigation.
 
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