Car crash

[Prince Philip]

Involved in a collision... nothing kava related.  Hurts a bit to read, still, so I've been mostly offline.  I've been drinking massive amounts of kava as a muscle relaxant, and mostly because my post-concussion syndrome makes me want to scream until my vocal chords are completely raw.  Drive safe and be well.

 

[kl.rcoz]

I hope you start feeling better soon.

 

[Prince Philip]

The Royal Physician has banned me from state duties for over a month now. Says I shouldn't be allowed to open my mouth in public. I'm thinking perhaps he could write me an Rx for kava, so that I can just pour a shell whenever I need one.

 

[Prince Philip]

Got into a spot of trouble. I consumed about 30mg of Ativan within a week's time frame. It utterly flatlined my adrenal glands. I cannot prove without unethical medical experimentation that somehow kava has given me a massive tolerance for other anxiolytic and analgesic compounds. I broke down sobbing in front of the royal physician because I just couldn't stand Elizabeth II's constant nagging. I mean, can you imagine screaming "Who the hell died and made you queen?" and have "George VI" as the answer?



Reading is still a bit difficult. My vision is better in the morning, but blurs as time goes on.



I know if I hold to Kastom, that my brother John Frum will deliver me from this trying time.

 

[Steve973]

I hope you feel better, but it's kind of interesting how you like to stay in character so much.

 

[kavalover]

Feel better soon man. I've missed your presence here on the forums.

I hope you feel better, but it's kind of interesting how you like to stay in character so much.

lol I know, I love it