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Envelopes arrived! QKP and --> KAVA RESIN

Andrew Procyk

Noble Kava
Kava Vendor
The first envelopes arrived, and we will ship samples tomorrow, along with a special gift that Price Philip foretold when he posted this video in another thread..
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The "free kava gift" will be a formulation of the water-based resin product featured in that video!  (It is a 4:1 ratio of stabilizer to lactone extract, because the resin is a bit much in raw form.)  This is the first time in the US the product is being shipped to potential retail customers!  You'll receive about 3 grams -and it is active at about 1/2 gram.  
To me, the most wonderful thing about it is the taste - or lack thereof.  1/2 gram dissolved into any drink will give it a kava boost without altering the taste much at all. But...  if you've never had fresh kava, or have had it and miss the experience, all 3 grams stirred into about 100ml of water will produce something that tastes as close as you can get to a fresh kava shell without actually drinking fresh kava.  (Feel free to roll about a match-head's worth around in your mouth if you want to test out the numbness factor.  Some say doing just that little bit produces noticeable effects!)
The new batch of QKP is already on the way, so watch for the next offer soon.  
Thanks! Cheers! And schwill responsibly!
Andrew P.
 

The Kap'n

The Groggy Kaptain (40g)
KavaForums Founder
That's awesome! Too bad I totally forgot about it. If you don't mind me asking how does one (in a roundabout way as I know it would probably be a trade secret) come up with a kava resin extraction? Also will you be selling said extraction publicly?
 

Andrew Procyk

Noble Kava
Kava Vendor
Yes, we are hoping to sell it publicly.  hope to have more information on that after a conference call tomorrow.  As per how does one come up with it?  Years of trial and error and retrial.  James worked a long time on developing it, and he is quite "Coca-cola" about it.  That is to say, you are right, it is a trade secret, and I don't know enough to tell you much more worthwhile.  ;-)  But it tests right, and it works right!
 

Vekta

Notorious Lightweight
Review Maestro
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I'm so glad I sent that envelope.


Crappy soul-sucking day at home < "Free Kava Gift" news
 

KavaKrunked

Kava Enthusiast
^ This is one of the more positive YouTube videos that I've seen about kava.


When I saw your avatar Andrew, I totally recognized you from this video.


Question - did you ever ask that girl out? ;)
 

kl.Kava Cola

Kava Curious
Good to see you're getting the resin over there mate, its the way forward, natural and strong but without the harsh taste. Best of luck!
 

Ed!

Kava Enthusiast
I do believe I see a ring on Andrew's finger, so I'm guessing he didn't ask the girl out.


Love the video. Makes me sad that there is no kava bar around here.
 

kl.Kava Cola

Kava Curious
Ed said:
I do believe I see a ring on Andrew's finger, so I'm guessing he didn't ask the girl out.


Love the video. Makes me sad that there is no kava bar around here.
Tell me about it, we were about to open one in Portugal this summer but Portugal is banning Kava...so thats that idea down the drain
 

Andrew Procyk

Noble Kava
Kava Vendor
Wow! metacog: I TOTALLY forgot that video even existed. That girl came in to do a shoot for a local show she show was doing when we were at our old/former location! I was not the most prepared at the time. (Like most old vids - I'm embarrassed watching it!) And no, I did NOT ask her out, as I am a married father. ;-)


All of the envelopes received have been sent out, and I will post a new topic, as the new QKP has arrived. There was one envelope that was returned to us, so if you are still waiting on your envelope, it was probably you, and we are going to re-address and re-stamp it, and get it off tomorrow.


Cheers!


~AP
 

Andrew Procyk

Noble Kava
Kava Vendor
It was all sent out in one batch, at the end of the offer, snail mail (with just the stamps.) I'm guessing they should be arriving at the east coast destinations today. Just keep the fingers crossed, they are on the way!


~AP
 

kl.metacog

Kava Enthusiast
I just got mine today!!! :)


Will report back with a review at some point in the near feature, probably by the end of the week after all my tests.


Andrew, I am sorry that I ever entertained the thought that you were scamming us for 1$ bills. Everything looks/smells awesome and I'm sure its going to be gnarly good.


My only gripe is that its going to be a royal bitch getting the resin out of this little baggie.
 

kl.Cocos kava

Kava Curious
How are we supposed to take the resin? And roughly without giving away some proprietary secret how do you make a resin?


And thank you for offering us is special deal!
 
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