was on the road friday and stopped at Harris Ranch in Coalinga CA for lunch. Its a great place.
https://www.harrisranch.com/home/
after some kava and lunch, the usual gut gas machine went into full production. It was really uncomfortable. I had to fart sooo bad I thought I was going to explode. But I was surrounded by too many people, so i got up and headed for the doors to get outside. You have to walk down a long corridor in the hotel to get there. So I made it to the end of the corridor and thinking im in a safe place, i rip off a really huge one. It was like a 7 to 8 on the richter scale. It was so much relief, i even muttered to myself "oh my god".
Then someone started laughing really loud. I turned around and there was a lady standing right behind me in the corridor hysterically laughing her ass off. Her eyes were even running.
How embarrasing..