Guess what day it is?
- Thread starter The Kap'n
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Roaddog
Kava Who?
Ya, whos that? Who cares, its Friday on the Kava forums, Biotch. Much love Roaddog....Julie? Who dat?
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Deleted User01
Ok, but you asked for it.
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Deactivated Account
Saturday ! ...oh thats right im in the future. Anyone want fridays lotto numbers ?
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Deleted User01
Hi, Alfred E. Neuman here. I wanted to post my own personal Kava success story. Deleted User01 has been kind enough to let me use his membership to post my story. You see, I too have a Kava story. Back when I was younger, I was quite the menace to society. I was also doing drugs and abusing alcohol. I finally hit bottom. Here is what I looked like at the bottom of the the pit.
Then somebody introduced me to kava. It changed my life. I stopped abusing drugs and alcohol. Oh, I am still a bit of a prankster but in a good way. Then I landed this sweet gig with Mad Magazine and my whole life turned around. So anyway, I wanted to post my story to give encouragement to all who face the same problems.
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Namby Pamby
Hey Cousin Alf. What's up buddy. You are looking dapper as ever.
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Deleted User01
Holy Moly Guacamole. Gingers in the house!! Gingers in the House!! Red alert, Red Alert.
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Deleted User01
Hey, youse two, yeah, the Gingers. Riddle me this, what is the difference between a Kava Drinking Ginger and a Zombie Snowman?Give up do ya?
One is a yellow eyed ill behaved antisocial homicidal creature who hides in the dark.
The other is just a Zombie Snowman.
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Namby Pamby
Alfred, can you do something with this ill Behaved Zombie Snowman. I swear he wracks my nerves every Friday.
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Deleted User01
Hmmm, I would usually tie a string of 400 firecrackers to his tail and light her up but that Zombie is missing his tail.
Wait, I got an idea. "Hey Frosty, ya wanna see my industrial size propane lighter. It has a range of 50 yards and I use it to clear the snow off my driveway."
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Deleted User01
Uhhh, I just remembered something. I’m supposted to meet Headhodge at the Bunga Bunga Club for Kava Happy Hour. Gotta go .....
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Namby Pamby
Nice one Alfred. I knew you had something up your sleeve. Hey, lets have have a few shells and catch up on old times. "Smells ya later Frosty". 
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Deleted User01
I would personally like to apologize to all the people of the Red Headed persuasion here in the forum. Frosty don't mean no harm but he loves to aggravate Namby Pamby. When he saw Alfred, he blew a fuse. So Mea Culpa.
ApéroNoble
The d'Artagnan forum 4th Kavateer
all those guys are the Jman. I thought they were like banned trolls or something that K'apm only allowed posting privilege on the Fri. threads
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Deleted User01
That's exactly who they are Obi. Let's just humor Kapm for now. I didn't invent Namby Pamby, some member here invoked him by calling out "Namby Pamby Kava Drinks". (You know who you are.) As you know, Frosty is my side kick but I'm getting ready to kick him out to the curb. Alfred E. Neuman just wanted to post his Kava Success Story so I let him post under my moniker. Sheesh .... No good deed goes unpunished.
