"So, there's this island in the South Pacific called Tanna, and the Yaohnanen tribe who lives there worship the Queen of England's husband. Yeah, no, seriously, she's married. Oh, I was shocked, too, cause you never hear about him, like, ever. Anyway, they think this dude, Philip. No, not King Philip, he's married to a queen but he's not a king, he's a price and a duke. I'm not sure how that works, either. Look, anyway, these guys, the Yaohnanen, drink this stuff called kava, and it allows them to enter into a sacred spirit-space with Philip where he gives them spiritual guidance. And, it just so happens that I have some of this kava stuff, as well as a shrine built to Philip. What? Of course he's a god. He was given a hunting club that can only be held by high-ranking men of the Yaohnanen tribe, so of course when he sent back a picture of him holding it, it was absolute proof that he was of the Yaohnanen and of Tanna, but because no one remembered seeing him there, the only explanation is that he is the pale skinned son of a mountain spirit. Now, do you want some kava, or not?