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Kapmkrunk's instant kava review

krunkedout

Kava Lover
Well today I received a sample of instant kava that kapm so kindly asked me to try so I'm going to write a little review about it :)
First off, this stuff brings a whole new meaning to micronized lol. It's so insanely fine! And also this stuff smells great. This is instant stone and when I held it up to my nose I was greeted with a nice familiar aroma. It smells like when you crack open a fresh bag of stone really. After that I put a small amount of the instant on the tip of my tongue and it gave a really pleasant numbing sensation.

Now, time for the preparation and effects!
I decided to use 1 teaspoon for a shell and mixed it in with around 8oz of water. This stuff disolves into the water faster than any instant I've tried because its so finely ground! The taste in my opinion was more bearable than regular kava and maintained a certain chalky flavor that I find in all instants that I've tried. It's really not unpleasant at all! As far as effects go.. This is the real deal folks. Two shells, each with one teaspoon and I am krunking. I've got a nice buzzing in my body and some nice head effects as well. It's like my vision has slightly been changed but I can't exactly put my finger on what was actually changed. Also, music sounds awesome on this kava. You feel more connect to the song.
This is defiantly a very high quality instant and I would quickly jump at the opportunity to recommend this to a fellow kava drinker. Tonight I may add a teaspoon to my bowl of paradise Fijian to see how they mix. Also, of I don't use this all in the next day or two, (which I might because it's really some great stuff!) I will be having my friend trying it so he can give me his opinion. When he does I will post here what he thinks about it.

On a scale of 1-10 this is probably somewhere between 8-9.5.

You have outdone yourself kapm, and if you end up starting a business with this stuff, I will be a customer!!
 

The Kap'n

The Groggy Kaptain (40g)
KavaForums Founder
That's awesome! I'm glad you enjoyed it. Quality only goes up from here as I just got the shipping confirm on the vacuum system. Only problem now is where is the wife gonna let me keep it. 105 lbs according to UPS, and garage space is at a premium. Ahh, I'll make it work somehow. Thanks so much for the review. It'll be available to everyone as soon as I get this beast up and running.
 

Ozzyfan121

Pretentious, Wannabe Philosopher
Hey, Captain. I'm not sure if there's another thread in which I should be following this, but I can't find one. How do you plan to sell your creation? As far as I can tell by the context, that is what you intend to do. Will you have your own website, or will you be working with some of our favorite vendors? I'm very excited to try this; an instant Stone--that's just beyond awesome! Thanks for taking the initiative to create a new product. Other than Steve's candy and Adil's extract, the market has seemed to be stagnated with the same old products--though they are tried and true, they lack innovation--so this is awesome. I'm probably more excited about this than any mentally healthy person should be. Haha.
 

Vekta

Notorious Lightweight
Review Maestro
0_o we're seeing history being made folks! Pay close attention!
 

kl.new2kava

Kava Enthusiast
I just searched "homemade instant/kava" and got nothing other than this site. I'd love to try it but will have to wait. I actually enjoy the kava making process and scaling by the cost of most instants and the rubric kapm may have to follow I will likely stay old school, but will buy some here and there to support an up and coming entrepreneur in these sordid economic times. As a side note, I would make a great guinea pig as well..........
 

krunkedout

Kava Lover
new2kava said:
I just searched "homemade instant/kava" and got nothing other than this site. I'd love to try it but will have to wait. I actually enjoy the kava making process and scaling by the cost of most instants and the rubric kapm may have to follow I will likely stay old school, but will buy some here and there to support an up and coming entrepreneur in these sordid economic times. As a side note, I would make a great guinea pig as well..........
I meant search yuku lol. I was helping ozzy find kapm's thread where he shows how he's making it
 

kl.new2kava

Kava Enthusiast
Kapm sent me a sample to. It just left the sort facility in Nashville today. I imagine it will be here monday and I'm pumped. Instant PK Hawaiian kava and instant wow, it's gonna be rad.
 

Idgie

Kava Enthusiast
I'm sending you my bank account number - please set me up for the automatic weekly shipment.  Thank you.
 

kl.new2kava

Kava Enthusiast
Kampkrunk sent me a sample as well, of both PK Hawaiian and N@H wow. He even through in a sample of PK Fijian pure root as that was the first one I requested but he felt that batch didn't turn out as he liked, but wanted me to try the strain anyway. I got about a fat tablespoon of each strain and they were pristinly micronized and very tasty. I recognized the smell and taste of wow and was blown away by it. I loved the color and taste of the PK Hawaiian and the effects were great as well. Overall awesome instant and would order in a heartbeat if it was available to buy tins of.



Thanks allot Kapm!
 
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