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Kavasseur Proverbs

verticity

I'm interested in things
"To drink kava, you must not break the shell."
~ [Get it? "To eat an egg, you must break the shell" -- Joke Explainer and Ruiner] ~
So I told my 11 year old the "dad joke" I found in a list of "betst/worst Dad Jokes":
"A ham sandwich walks into a bar. It asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says 'we don't serve food here' "
She did not laugh, so I made sure she was clear on the concept of what a bar is, what a bartender is, etc. Basically explained the fuck out of that joke to her. She still did not laugh. Then she said, "Daddy, I get the joke, it's just kind of weird and not really funny."
 
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ThePiper

Kava Lover
Ok this isnt a proverb per say but...

you think the liquor is your ally. But you merely adopted the liquor; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the kava root until I was already a man, by then the kava was nothing to me but amazing
 
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