krunk in the morning :)

[kl.kavalactone3]

Is there anybody that enjoys having a few shells in the morning? i usually save my sessions for 4 - 7 pm, but for the first time (on the weekend) i decided to make 2 cups of stone with 5 tablespoons.. i'm feeling pretty great

 

[krunkedout]

This is what we call a wake n'........ Hmmmmmm.... I'm trying to think of something that rhymes with wake that is also kava relevant..

 

[mos3z]

wake n partake?

wake n krunk-ate?


i just took some fiji for breakfast

 

[kl.ImSoCold2323]

I drink in the morning every weekend, or noon-ish, before I eat anything.  That's when my stomach is the most empty.  It kinda sucks having to squint like a drunk every time I step outside, but I love feeling kavas effects throughout the day.

 

[mos3z]

yeah tongan works great as a daytime kava, i do that whenever i start getting depressed or anxious

 

[Prince Philip]

It's five-o-clock somewhere.

 

[uuku pi]

I like to drink my kava in the morning. I live in Georgia so it is a big help with my reality adjustment. I no longer get really messed up from it but prefer to dwell in a pleasant sort of happy functional for me world. As a matter of fact I have been watering it down!!!! It removes the anxiety right away and I can see what needs to be done. I have a small meal and later in the day(if I feel insane again) I have more kava and feel hope again

 

[kl.metacog]

I drink two shells in the morning

I drink two shells at night

I drink two shells in the afternoon,

It makes me feel alright

I drink two shells in time of peace

and two in time of war

I drink two shells before I drink two shells

and then I drink two more!

 

[krunkedout]

I drink two shells in the morning

I drink two shells at night

I drink two shells in the afternoon,

It makes me feel alright

I drink two shells in time of peace

and two in time of war

I drink two shells before I drink two shells

and then I drink two more!

I wish I could drink that many shells lol. Actually lately I've been drinking kava in the morning and night. 3tableapions in the morning and 6 at night. And my kava is going very fast.... I need to learn to conserve better... I think I'm down to a half pound now and I got this pound on Friday I believe, soooo yeah... But I'm considering making another 3 batch right now and then a 6 batch tonight, so that's 12 tablespoons in a day!!! Not very cost efficient. But, it makes me feel alright!!!

 

[The Kap'n]

Seems like everyone's making kava poems. Here's my stab at it. 
Disclaimer: I'm bad at this
Following in form of the Ore Ida Pizza Bagel Bites Commercial circa 1997 which I will be adapting.
Kava in the morning.Kava in the evening.Kava at supper time.When kava's on the menu,I'll be krunkin' all the time.
This actually turned into an hour long session of watching TV commercials from the early nineties.... brought back some awkward feelings.

 

[krunkedout]

The first note of that is so intense... "PIZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

 

[The Kap'n]

I'll just leave this here
None

 

[krunkedout]

Figure I may as well... I chose the song "bowl for two" by the expendables. Here it goes: Oh I

I squeezed this bowl for two

And I

I'm gonna wanna drink it with you

Yes you know it is time

For us to sit down and unwind

I know the feeling, I know the feeling

So stay with me tonight

Gonna kick back relax

Make sure the grog is all sapped

And we'll feel all right

We're flying high now

We're flying high now

I cannot feel the ground

We're flying high now

We're flying high now

My world is spinning round

So please don't run away

When my kava's all gone

Promise me that you're gonna stay

When my flight is all done

There's only one thing left to do

I got this one bag this peppery brown bag

And it's big enough for two

 

[uuku pi]

I am so happy!!! Your poems make my pea heart smile I love all of them! Also have a love of certain commercials. Sometimes they are the most funny thing about TV. I have old vcr tapes with old commercials on them. I no longer have tv(one year now) so these tapes are fun when the old tv addiction kicks in. Just finished my second ration of kava (figi) from Paradise. I have a new technique of spacing bowls at 20 minutes. Works for me Think how much kava you can buy if you give up cable.