"You see, in Vanuatu time and distance truly is relative. 'Around the corner' can really mean something like, 'on this island' and 'one or two hours' really just means 'more than five or ten minutes, less than all day.'"—that really made me laugh. It sounds like the trip was quite a memorable experience. Your post was well written and very entertaining; I'm excited to learn more of your voyage. You're a good story teller!