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Kava Preparation Pseudo Instant (Title bound to change with affirmation)

Monkava'd

A spoonful of sugar makes the Awa' go down.
An interesting discovery I'd made a couple days ago when I received the Hanakapi ai med grind kava was with the use of nylon stockings as a strainer.

Here's a picture of what I'm talking about.
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Yes I'm aware I didn't use an attractive woman as an example of them....take that you hound dogs! :smuggrin::p:LOL:
Anyways, I feel I should collaborate a couple posts I've made on an intriguing process that has been in development over a 3 day time period.

This is where it began and if you'd like to read this thread on not just my posts but the various different strainers available to use have at it but for the purpose of *this* thread I'll be referencing my posts.

http://www.kavaforums.com/forum/threads/your-favorite-fijian-strainer.3172/

*Again the focus is not on me in that thread (I actually sort of derailed it slightly :unsure:) but this's where I had a revelation. (y)

Now the posts-

First post- Yes whomever is in that thread will likely become a character in this narrative. :p:LOL:
kavadude said: ↑

Update: They cancelled it nice and quick. Thank you Kule'a.

@Monkava'd I'm surprised you busted one of those, the ones I have seem really really sturdy, though I've never used them much.

Hahaha, I guess I reached the "point of no return" and added more kava than it can strain safely.
But I can confirm that nylon leggings work great.
As long as you strain once and then strain again with a second one you can be assured your kava will come out smooth and potent.
Along with another anomaly I'm confused by...can anyone confirm if this is instant kava?
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This is what resulted from the second strain.
Here's another pic-
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Normal used root to the right and "kava clay" (possibly instant) to the left.
I have my suspicions that it's instant because it dissolves completely in water.
This resulted from the second strain....so what is this, it's pretty potent.
Oh and @kavadude I have no objections to being used to replace any smilies you wish.

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Roaddog said: ↑

Well Im cool with it that's for sure.. Much love. Roaddog....

I think that's the sediment we drink every time kava is made, but it's so fine that it can be taken by itself with no noticeable grit.
W/e the clay is, I'm attempting to dry it out and see what happens.
Edit-Sorry I replied...to the wrong reply, hahaha, but you know what I mean.

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Sentinel Of Kava

Monkava'd, Sunday at 5:00 PMEditDeleteReport

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Update! This stuff is amazing and I think I've made a new kava product possibly composed of pure kavalactones.
I'm likely jumping to conclusions but when I broke off a piece of this "clay like" substance and preceded to let it dissolve (it dissolves almost completely) in my mouth, my tongue became numb and the effects are rather good.
Check this ball of mystery out, it was so malleable that I was able to roll it up like this.
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Yes I'm aware it looks strange but who cares, this kava ball is .
@Roaddog what do you make of this "kava ball"?
Edit-You can see where I broke off a chunk to the left, I'm very interested to see what happens once it's finished drying.
And to be more descriptive, this ball has a bit of 'bounce', like it's fluffy or spongy.
One thing to note: I made this ball of kava from Hanakapi ai if it makes any difference for some reason.
This is all too strange...

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Sentinel Of Kava

Monkava'd, Sunday at 8:34 PMEditDeleteReport
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violet said: ↑

Is that leftovers from straining, or did you make a paste out of instant powder? Instant dissolves really well into water, making almost a solution which I'm not sure could be strained. It's very smooth in water. I think very fine micronized could appear to do the same when mixed, but you can definitely feel the difference in the grit when you drink it.

Honestly violet I'm not sure why this happened, and It was not my intention to make this strange "clay kava ball" in the first place but that's what happened. This is leftovers from straining med grind Hanakapi ai and I guess it would help to explain the process better.

First I took a nylon stocking and scooped in 8tbsp of Hanakapi ai.

Then I proceeded to strain it with 1 cup of water for 10 minutes, 1/2 a cup of water for 10 minutes and a 1/4'th cup of water for 10 minutes all separately.

I poured each portion into a water bottle after each 10 minute period and once that was done I put a separate nylon stocking/legging over the water bottle and squeezed out the grog into a stainless steel mug. What was left over in the second strainer is what you see before you, though a couple hours into the drying process.

There is *no* grit whatsoever and that is the most confusing part of it all.
Nonetheless I'm going to experiment more with this stuff to confirm what I'm thinking right now.
Monkava'd patented "Clay kava extract" ™
In a couple more hours I'll know what I'm dealing with if it begins to turn to powder.

Edit- Violet check my previous post in this thread if you've yet to see it.
On one side of the picture there is the normal strained root and on the other side there's the clay immediately after dumping it out of the strainer.

Also, I apologize if I'm hi-jacking your thread @kavadude but I guess this applies to strainers, hahaha.

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Sentinel Of Kava

Monkava'd, Sunday at 9:27 PMEditDeleteReport
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Some motion of confirmation (not to be mistaken as anything absolute)
@Monkava'd yes, what you have there is 2nd strain instant kava. Full strength instant is taking the strained kava, and drying that out. That's the easy part, drying it out efficiently is the difficult part. I've I'm not mistaken Vanuatu uses vacuum drying cabinets to dry it out and then ball mills it to it's final consistency. I was drying mine on an evaporator plate made from a discarded ice machine. Ran hot water through the refrigerant lines to keep the plate at right around 90°F. I would have kept going with it, but 4 hours for a batch of 20g instant kava was tedious, then all the grinding and milling caused me to scrap it.

Oh, and when it's finished drying you'll have a kava brick. The fibers in kava re-lock themselves when dried out, which is why I ended up with what looked more like fish food than kava at the end of the drying process.

Kapmcrunk, Monday at 6:52 AMReport

Thank you so much for this reply Kapm, this one post contained some very useful info. (y)
Roaddog said: ↑

This site is messing with me today. This is what I meant to quote, and I did not mean to underline anything. There's just no editing that mess. . But as usual, Much love. Roaddog.... Help @Kapmcrunk .

No issue Roaddog, remember I quoted your wrong post too, so I guess we're even.
I was getting the download file thing when I'd go to click on a forum link, but only during the recent website overhaul so who knows what's happening on your end.

Anyways I know what you mean about the coconut oil, it has 1000s of uses and likely more then's even known, but I stopped using it in my kava because of the extra oily factor; that's only because I personally make my kava so concentrated though.

In other news thanks for clearing everything up! @Kapmcrunk ! I'm glad you explained the process thoroughly and though mine differs from yours in that I physically squeeze all of the water out as grog, then remove the instant from the strainer to dry, it's pretty much the same substance.

And guess what?....It turns out I was able to reproduce the results with an even better turn out, but sorry @HeadHodge ....you can't have the ball of instant kava hahahah. I'm planning to use it in a revitalized brownie recipe and this time it looks to be full proof.
Check out these lovely pics.
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Yesterdays kava ball to the left and todays to the right.
I think the one to the left is much darker because it's pretty close to being dry and the other instant kava is fresh but as I look over the previous picture in this thread; yesterdays kava ball was already quite a bit darker....I wonder what the difference is.

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Sentinel Of Kava

Monkava'd, Monday at 8:14 PMEditDeleteReport

After all of these posts and consistently getting the same results here's the cream of the crop.:woot:
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Well okay...this is the cream a le crop.
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And the whole reason for this thread is to tease everyone about a successful attempt I made last night using this same root.
Don't reveal the man behind the curtain @Deleted User01 and @Gourmet Hawaiian Kava
Hahahaha :LOL:.
Y'all will find out soon enough, I may make the thread tonight or tomorrow I'm not sure yet. ::awesomesmiles::
Edit-The kava is finer than it looks, I'm very close to it but it's actually powder.
 
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Monkava'd

A spoonful of sugar makes the Awa' go down.
Nice man. I hope you are able to prove me wrong it would be pretty awesome if it works.
Oh it works alright....like micronized :woot:.
Please don't hurt me Chris :unsure:, the process is rather tedious and it shouldn't put you out of business sir. (y)
Not to mention It's virtually impossible for me to produce the quality that your micro represents but I'm a very glad imitator.:p:LOL::D
I honestly don't know what to call it but I know it does the job with just 2 teaspoons.:happy:
 

Gourmet Hawaiian Kava

Kava Expert
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Oh it works alright....like micronized :woot:.
Please don't hurt me Chris :unsure:, the process is rather tedious and it shouldn't put you out of business sir. (y)
Not to mention It's virtually impossible for me to produce the quality that your micro represents but I'm a very glad imitator.:p:LOL::D
I honestly don't know what to call it but I know it does the job with just 2 teaspoons.:happy:
What? Me go out of business? Not as long as I drink kava. (y) I am glad to see you experimenting with different ways to prepare kava. I hope it continues to work out for you. It took me some time and experimenting to get my method of making the instant kava. My way of preparation of the instant is different than the others, I do not dehydrate the fresh root beverage, the others do. I will leave it at that with out telling my secret. :hungry: I just love kava, really I do :wacky:
Aloha.

Chris
 

Monkava'd

A spoonful of sugar makes the Awa' go down.
What? Me go out of business? Not as long as I drink kava. (y) I am glad to see you experimenting with different ways to prepare kava. I hope it continues to work out for you. It took me some time and experimenting to get my method of making the instant kava. My way of preparation of the instant is different than the others, I do not dehydrate the 'dryed' root beverage, the others do. I will leave it at that with out telling my secret. :hungry: I just love kava, really I do :wacky:
Aloha.

Chris
Hahaha, I highlighted the pertinent part to both you and I with a bit of a difference....I'll leave it at that. :LOL:::amirite::
Nah I was speaking in jest, your kava is great sir and I just don't seem to get dermopathy from using it. o_O And I'm not just talking about micro either. ;) Unless I'm an isolated incident there has gotta be something up here....I know you remove the makas in your micronized but is it wrong to suppose that all med grind kava contains makas?
I theorize that certain cultivars contain a much lower percentage of the substance contained in makas and that's where my experience is derived. :bookworm:
*NEWS FLASH...ALL THEORIES...NEWS FLASH* Hahaha, but it sounds probable. (y)
 

Monkava'd

A spoonful of sugar makes the Awa' go down.
I'm thinking you should call it "Rocky Mountain Kava Oysters" :)
(p.s. I'm beginning to see a trend here with you're dining entrees)
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That's a real knee slapper right there ::indeedsir::!:ROFLMAO:
I'm no "kavasexual" ya hear! crying.gif
There was a "third clay kava ball" I swear:cautious::oops:....I.....I just you know ground it up and...well you get the picture. :hilarious: :p rolling-on-the-floor-laughing-smiley-emoticon.gif
 

Gourmet Hawaiian Kava

Kava Expert
Kava Vendor
Hahaha, I highlighted the pertinent part to both you and I with a bit of a difference....I'll leave it at that. :LOL:::amirite::
Nah I was speaking in jest, your kava is great sir and I just don't seem to get dermopathy from using it. o_O And I'm not just talking about micro either. ;) Unless I'm an isolated incident there has gotta be something up here....I know you remove the makas in your micronized but is it wrong to suppose that all med grind kava contains makas?
I theorize that certain cultivars contain a much lower percentage of the substance contained in makas and that's where my experience is derived. :bookworm:
*NEWS FLASH...ALL THEORIES...NEWS FLASH* Hahaha, but it sounds probable. (y)
All Medium grind kava does have the makas in it, that is the stuff you stain out with the stocking. The dermopothy part is most likely caused by the DHK and the DHM, my kava does not have a lot of them so it does not give that problem as easy or as much. I drink a lot and I have not had it in years. As long as you drink Noble kava you should not have a problem unless your just plain sensitive to it.
Aloha.

Chris
 

Monkava'd

A spoonful of sugar makes the Awa' go down.
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I post them again @HeadHodge don't ignore the elephant in the room!:smuggrin::pompus:
Define the cylindrical nature of this substance.
I'm waiting...HedgeHog ya varmint. ::ricky::
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I've got my eye on you.
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::awesomesmiles::
 

Monkava'd

A spoonful of sugar makes the Awa' go down.
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Well Geez all I meant was that I prefer either something more simple with my Kava, like High Desert Road Kill:
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Or If I'm doing fancy, then something a little more exotic:

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Oh lord...what have we done!o_O:eggonface::whistle:
Move along folks, nothing to see here. :ROFLMAO::hilarious:
Honestly I think you're looking for this thread Headhodge.
http://www.kavaforums.com/forum/threads/show-you-my-kava-balls-if-you-show-me-yours.2933/
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Or maybe you're looking for this...
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Wait enlighten me, what were we on about again?
Hahahah:LOL:, you've got me thinking about the sang "how's the weather up there", I feel we've walked into the twilight zone; I'll meet you back on the other side before I manage to derail my own thread.:rolleyes: :ROFLMAO:
 
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Roaddog

Kava Who?
This is the "Show me your grub" thread right? ::confused2::
Yes it is. Or maybe not.

@Monkava'd , I have 20 alerts right now to deal with, and wow was that a long posts, but it looks like a good one. I like where your going at with this, and the fact that we have some great humor potential, and already posted material. Makes this thread quit promising and most worthy of hitting watch thread. Cant wait to see where this shit goes. Looks pretty creative so far. I guess Ill just kick back and watch. Much love. Roaddog....


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HeadHodge

Bula To Eternity
@Roaddog Right now we're in the middle of the Siuslaw National Forest in Oregon fishing for salmon on the Alsea River. All the people here look just like your selfie in the previous post. ::jawdrop2::::nooooooo::
 

Roaddog

Kava Who?
@Roaddog Right now we're in the middle of the Siuslaw National Forest in Oregon fishing for salmon on the Alsea River. All the people here look just like your selfie in the previous post. ::jawdrop2::::nooooooo::
Well good to know, Im always trying to keep up with the jonses, so to say. Good luck with the fishing trip. Tell everyone to keep eating tons of potato chips, to keep up there figures. Maybe have a toe nail paint party. yea.::awesomesmiles::. Much love. Roaddog....
 

HeadHodge

Bula To Eternity
Well good to know, Im always trying to keep up with the jonses, so to say. Good luck with the fishing trip. Tell everyone to keep eating tons of potato chips, to keep up there figures. Maybe have a toe nail paint party. yea.::awesomesmiles::. Much love. Roaddog....
The healthiest thing here is good ole deep fried fresh caught ocean Halibut Fish 'n Chips. They give a whole new meaning to "Super Size" me here. :)
 

Roaddog

Kava Who?
Ill tell ya what there @HeadHodge that picture of the marmot with those big gonads, is some for real funny shit. My fat dude in drag picture couldn't hold its own against your Marmot picture. This is the, I want to see your grub thread, right? Much love. Roaddog....
 

HeadHodge

Bula To Eternity
Ill tell ya what there @HeadHodge that picture of the marmot with those big gonads, is some for real funny shit. My fat dude in drag picture couldn't hold its own against your Marmot picture. This is the, I want to see your grub thread, right? Much love. Roaddog....
I had always wondered what people meant by the phrase "squirreling your nuts away". :wideyed:
 

Roaddog

Kava Who?
I had always wondered what people meant by the phrase "squirreling your nuts away". :wideyed:
Well one things for sure, from this moment on When I hear that phrase, now I will have a mental picture. That's for sure. That little gey, will leave a lasting impression. Ill have to show the wife, when she gets home from the gem. Ill be like, if I have to live with this mental picture in my head, so do you. ;)Much love. Roaddog....
 
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