The Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

[KavaKrunked]

Seeing as several members eat sliced fruit as a chaser for kava, this product seems to have some merit here.  All I can say is, read the customer reviews on Amazon.  Incredible!  /domain/bypass/images/banana.gif

http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

 

[mos3z]

i thought this was an automated post from the title, lol


those are funny reviews though

 

[KavaKrunked]

Yeah, like almost 3600 reviews for this thing. I paged through them until I got tired and I did not see one legitimate review.


I had no idea there was an Amazon subculture dedicated to humorous reviews.


I'm sure Ed is running for the hills....

 

[Ed!]

I feel very threatened now by your oppressive and violent overtones.

 

[kl.midas]

"For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story."


Haha...gold. The product pictures are brilliant too

 

[kl.metacog]

"That's when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking."


Rofl

 

[kl.grudge]

Just looking at the "Also Bought" list, is there really a need in this world for a strawberry slicer or a corn butter spreader? None of these things are necessary kitchen tools - like a kava strainer bag or coconut shells. What are these people thinking? ;-)

 

[Prince Philip]

Just looking at the "Also Bought" list, is there really a need in this world for a strawberry slicer or a corn butter spreader? None of these things are necessary kitchen tools - like a kava strainer bag or coconut shells. What are these people thinking? ;-)

They're thinking, "look at all this money I saved with my Cheep Oxfordshire Kitchen... what will I spend it on?"

It's either a Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer or an imitation handbag.

 

[scampo]

Awesome negative review:

Angle is wrong

I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown
in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my
bananas are bent the other way.

 

[The Kap'n]

Here's another one that kills me every time I look at the reviews.
http://www.amazon.com/Wheelmate-Laptop-Steering-Wheel-Desk/product-reviews/B000IZGIA8/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1
Edit: Be sure to look at the customer images.

 

[scampo]

Here's another one that kills me every time I look at the reviews.
http://www.amazon.com/Wheelmate-Laptop-Steering-Wheel-Desk/product-reviews/B000IZGIA8/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1
Edit: Be sure to look at the customer images.