Prince Philip
Duke of Edinborogu
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Twas the night before Krunkmas
And all throughout Tanna
Everybody was passed out
From huge bowls of kava
The children were snuggled
Asleep in their beds
With visions of landrovers
Rolling round in their heads
When outside of the nakamal
There arose such a fuss
They I just had to see
Who was messing with us
The moon up above
The large banyan tree
Smiled down light
Mirrored on the sea
Where a fleet full of ships
With cargo overflowing
And Prince Philip shouting
"To Tanna, we're going!
"On Moaner, On Groaner,
On Squealer, On Screamer,
On Whimper, On Simper,
On Shrieker, On Freaker!"
Twas the night before Krunkmas
And all throughout Tanna
Everybody was passed out
From huge bowls of kava
The children were snuggled
Asleep in their beds
With visions of landrovers
Rolling round in their heads
When outside of the nakamal
There arose such a fuss
They I just had to see
Who was messing with us
The moon up above
The large banyan tree
Smiled down light
Mirrored on the sea
Where a fleet full of ships
With cargo overflowing
And Prince Philip shouting
"To Tanna, we're going!
"On Moaner, On Groaner,
On Squealer, On Screamer,
On Whimper, On Simper,
On Shrieker, On Freaker!"