Would Jesus drink kava?

[TheKavaSociety]

A pretty interesting piece:
"JESUS WOULD DRINK KAVA
In Fiji, there is a cultural drink known as kava and Jesus would in fact, drink it. We have no reason to believe that He would not do it. It seems that this would the pattern that He gives throughout the New Testament."

http://latterrains.com/kava-drinking-done-by-jesus/#comment-175

 

[Piper Methysticum]

I completely agree with his assessment. I'll also add that cultivating and distributing kava to others falls right in line with what Jesus preached. "Let your light shine before others that they may see your good deeds, and praise your Father in heaven." Growers and vendors are certainly good deed doers because the typical kava consumer's quality of life improves measurably.

 

[wormwood]

I don't Imagine He would have a problem with it. Man I love Jesus. What a guy/God.

I wonder if He prefers heady Kavas?

 

[Squanch72]

 

[wormwood]

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Isn't Conky dead now? I don't remember.

 

[Squanch72]

Isn't Conky dead now? I don't remember.

Yes but like zombie Jesus does on Easter, Conky may rise again!

 

[Zac Imiola (Herbalist)]

Hahaha seriously. @Squanch72

Would Jesus have an Iphone ... dun dun dun

 

[Edward]

My favourite graffiti ever... Someone wrote... "Jesus loves you"

Underneath someone else wrote... "Everyone else thinks you're a c*nt"

lol

 

[Bubba Bula]

I'm thinking Jesus would have turned water into kava had he visited one of the islands. So yes. I think he would drink it.

 

[sɥɐʞɐs]

kava is the liquefied version of his philosophy

oh, wait...that's not what jesus looked like...
...here we go...

 

[The Kap'n]

@shakas just an FYI, you're never allowed to leave kavaforums.

 

[Squanch72]

 

[sɥɐʞɐs]

@shakas just an FYI, you're never allowed to leave kavaforums.

It's hard to split my time between here and Jenkem Forums...but I think I'll stay.

 

[Deleted User01]

@shakas, this is like the 40th avatar change for you. Actually, that picture looks like you without the Jesus Hair from the old forum. And I mean that with all due respect .... to Jesus. Now I have to google JenKem forums. Is that where the cool kids hang out??

 

[avahZ]

Jenkem is easier to find as its locally sourced.

 

[avahZ]

kava is the liquefied version of his philosophy
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I doubt he would have smoked a chem stick, and wine was not forbidden. It depends on if Jesus was considered a nazarite in the Old Testament way. All grape products would have been forbidden. But if not then it would depend. "New wine" is generally understood as grape juice, but once again it wasn't forbidden:

Proverbs 31 (NLT)
4 It is not for kings, O Lemuel, to guzzle wine.
Rulers should not crave alcohol.
5 For if they drink, they may forget the law
and not give justice to the oppressed.
6 Alcohol is for the dying,
and wine for those in bitter distress.
7 Let them drink to forget their poverty
and remember their troubles no more.

Kava on the other hand doesn't seem to have these hang ups, so why not? The key as always is moderation. If the drink, plant, script, Oprah, etc, controls you than it is forbidden to you. That my peso!

 

[starscolliding]

Shakas, now I am mad at you. Like an idiot I went an looked up jenkem...

Wow, did I get trolled.......

 

[Zac Imiola (Herbalist)]

Omg hahahaha people really do that

 

[kavadude]

Omg hahahaha people really do that

Yeah, can you believe people drink muddy peppery water? Super gross!

 

[Zac Imiola (Herbalist)]

Hahaha better than poop and pee

Or is it.. idk this is my second day without kava... by the way are the spiders supposed to touch you??