Define krunk
- Thread starter Krunkmeup
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Krunk is a heavy stony feeling with a clear mind
Welcome to krunkland!
My hands feel really heavy if I hold them out they move up and down on their own and I feel a bit spaced out. I wanna get krunk on a heady. Squanch is my next shotKrunk to me is a state where things bother me a lot less than it should normally do. Welcome to kf.
That's an excellent choice
I consider there to be 3 different krunks 1) Good Krunk, 2) Bad Krunk 3) Dull Krunk.
I strive for #1 but end up hitting #3 most often. If you were having a 'good krunk', you wouldn't be asking, but rather, you would have made a post exclaiming "omg i'm having the best krunk right now, I didn't know kava could be this good!!" If you were having a 'bad krunk', you would be telling us how sick you feel, that you can barely move and you can't uncross your eyes*. It sounds like you're probably having 'dull krunk', where you feel like you consumed as much as your body will let you, you definitely feel affected by the kava, but it's not very noteworthy in the positives or negatives...you might feel pretty good, but you also might feel a bit gross. Sedation is probably the stand-out effect--nothing to write home about; dull krunk.
I strive for #1 but end up hitting #3 most often. If you were having a 'good krunk', you wouldn't be asking, but rather, you would have made a post exclaiming "omg i'm having the best krunk right now, I didn't know kava could be this good!!" If you were having a 'bad krunk', you would be telling us how sick you feel, that you can barely move and you can't uncross your eyes*. It sounds like you're probably having 'dull krunk', where you feel like you consumed as much as your body will let you, you definitely feel affected by the kava, but it's not very noteworthy in the positives or negatives...you might feel pretty good, but you also might feel a bit gross. Sedation is probably the stand-out effect--nothing to write home about; dull krunk.
*All three can affect your eye muscles.
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Krunkie McKrunkface
Kava Connoisseur
yeah, that's the one.
Krunkie McKrunkface
Kava Connoisseur
all true, every word.
Señor Chuggs
Friend of Kava
daaaaannnng I thought I was krunking all the time but these posts make me feel like i haven't been properly krunked in quite a minute.... 
Maybe ill make another batch tonight...
Maybe ill make another batch tonight...
Except for the volume on the television. Always too loud.Krunk to me is a state where things bother me a lot less than it should normally do
Usually my ears are ringing louder then the TV for me to notice
I've been krunk 3 times in the last 3 days lol just used 8oz of med grind in that time. When I'm done I can't hold my hands still they jump up and down, it's a nice feeling.
Just ordered a pound of squanch
Krunkie McKrunkface
Kava Connoisseur
yeah, 1/2 lb of medium grind should keep your krunk for 3 days. 36 TBS, 12 TBS a day, yeah, that's three solid days of krunk, I'd say.
I try not to krunk on Squanch more than one day a week, tho, don't want the experience to lose its distinctive an special character. But lately I've been combining Squanch and TFR half and half and that IS something I can do 2 or 3 days a week. I don't think I'll ever get tired of that or need to ration myself.