Ever been so krunk you can't walk?

[yepimonfire]

Cause that's how krunk I am now off the f kava supreme. I mean, I can walk but not without lots of hanging on to objects/the wall.

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[The Kap'n]

Cause that's how krunk I am now off the f kava supreme. I mean, I can walk but not without lots of hanging on to objects/the wall.

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"Rooted" takes on a literal meaning when the imbiber fails to be able to walk.

 

[Krunkie McKrunkface]

Cause that's how krunk I am now off the f kava supreme. I mean, I can walk but not without lots of hanging on to objects/the wall.

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Fetch ......... the comfy chair!

I have but last time was two years ago.

 

[BulamamatoNCIRVCKKPC]

Cause that's how krunk I am now off the f kava supreme. I mean, I can walk but not without lots of hanging on to objects/the wall.

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Oh, I wish! I've never been krunk like that, hope you enjoyed!

 

[Camaytoc]

It seems that it happen randomly, like the weather. You can want to get krunk and it will just not work. Other time, for some mysterious reasons, you get hyper krunk from even less kava... Who knows the complexity of our mind and body?
But still, for me, the silent smooth permakrunk is what I'm chasing for. A life changer. A appreciate more the life like when I was 8 years old, even if I continue to care about my duties.
Peace!

Edit: work hard with trad prep. Knead a lot and make sur you load the maka with water in between, but knead and knead. (I usually use my two hands one after each other at fast pacing). 15min is my run.

 

[BulamamatoNCIRVCKKPC]

It seems that it happen randomly, like the weather. You can want to get krunk and it will just not work. Other time, for some mysterious reasons, you get hyper krunk from even less kava... Who knows the complexity of our mind and body?
But still, for me, the silent smooth permakrunk is what I'm chasing for. A life changer. A appreciate more the life like when I was 8 years old, even if I continue to care about my duties.
Peace!

Edit: work hard with trad prep. Knead a lot and make sur you load the maka with water in between, but knead and knead. (I usually use my two hands one after each other at fast pacing). 15min is my run.

I only use trad prep. I do get the desired daily results for myself: Anxiety relief! So, I pace it throughout the day which is why I probably never reach full krunkness. I love kava in so many ways!

 

[ThePiper]

My brother was once so krunk off of Gaia kava tincture that he literally could not walk 2 steps without collapsing. It was honestly kinda scary at the time because he appeared normal mentally.

 

[sɥɐʞɐs]

@yepimonfire has been toss ‘n’ washing root for years, I can’t believe this his first wobbler.

 

[Zac Imiola (Herbalist)]

Yes and not super fun in my experience. Once happened with squanch the other melo melo

 

[kastom_lif]

Yes, a very few times. I don't mind as long as there's no nausea and I don't have to walk very far. Not my favorite part of kava. As long as there are no lights or loud noises, it's easy enough to lay down and enjoy it.

There's a Nawarake lyric that goes something like, wokabaot olsem nakato (walk like a hermit crab.) I think that's a pretty good description.

 

[kava dude]

Hey there I’m new on Kava forums, I was thinking about ordering some Gourmet Hawaiian Kava, and I thought it was free shipping, I’ve ordered there before and really enjoyed the Kava, I was just curious if or when did that change?

 

[Kojo Douglas]

A couple of times. It's never what I'm going for though.

 

[Krunkie McKrunkface]

K McK’s Axiom of Too Krunk to Walk: if you ever find yourself too krunk to walk then don’t try to wak. No, seriously. Don’t do it. However, you are authorized to stay where you are, get as comfy-womfy as possible, relax and enjoy. Don’t worry, and certainly don’t panic. And if the urge to sleep should arise, feel free to indulge.

 

[kastom_lif]

K McK’s Axiom of Too Krunk to Walk: if you ever find yourself too krunk to walk then don’t try to wak. No, seriously. Don’t do it. However, you are authorized to stay where you are, get as comfy-womfy as possible, relax and enjoy. Don’t worry, and certainly don’t panic. And if the urge to sleep should arise, feel free to indulge.

Taem yu harem fuldrong tumas, yu no mas traem wokbaot. Mi talem stret, se yu save stap lo ples ya. Harem naes we yu naes mo spelem gud. Yu yu nomas fraet. Sapos yu laek silip, mbae yu save kohed.

 

[yepimonfire]

The other night, I managed to get so krunk in couldn't walk straight. Fell down and busted my nose on the floor lol.

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[Skywalker]

I was camping and shelling hard. Then I got over crunked. Decided to *try* to go for a walk. Stumbled 50m down the beach. Mostly sideways. Bear. Actual f$&@ing bear. Could not move. Sat down and threw rocks in general direction. Worked somehow.

 

[Krunkie McKrunkface]

Taem yu harem fuldrong tumas, yu no mas traem wokbaot. Mi talem stret, se yu save stap lo ples ya. Harem naes we yu naes mo spelem gud. Yu yu nomas fraet. Sapos yu laek silip, mbae yu save kohed.

Damn, that’s a beautiful translation, perfectly verbatim, but it’s good proper Bislama. we’re you a PCs over there? I can’t speak it, obviously but I pick up a bit by following a couple of FB groups, esp the discussions.

 

[kastom_lif]

Lol, tankyu tumas. I absorbed bislama through kavalactone osmosis, reading Yumi Toktok Stret, and listening to Nawarake et. al.

Some day if my health holds out I may yet volunteer. Or just go there for an extended kava session.

 

[Krunkie McKrunkface]

Lol, tankyu tumas. I absorbed bislama through kavalactone osmosis, reading Yumi Toktok Stret, and listening to Nawarake et. al.

Some day if my health holds out I may yet volunteer. Or just go there for an extended kava session.

tuff tumas