Kava suppository

[avahZ]

Ok a show of hand from anyone who would try it just to avoid the flavor!

Now you vendors get to work and make this happen!

 

[Blippy5]

Sounds like a bad idea. Think of potential gi discomfort.

 

[sɥɐʞɐs]

for the adventurous kava anal explorer I bet the Paradise extract would do the job and also numb up your colon real good, hey, maybe it'll help for colonoscopies.
local anaesthetic & anxiolytic.

 

[blindy107]

Just use whole root. Let us know how it goes!

 

[TheKavaSociety]

Some kavas are actually not that bitter. E.g. @Gourmet Hawaiian Kava 's mapulehu or @Kalm with Kava 's pouni ono

 

[blindy107]

Agreed. The taste of @Kalm with Kava borogu, boronguru and pouni Ono is not too bad. @KavaBoy Hawaii has by far the easiest drinking root I've tried.

 

[HeadHodge]

Ok a show of hand from anyone who would try it just to avoid the flavor!

Now you vendors get to work and make this happen!

I was kind of shy to say it, but I do a kava enema every morning.

 

[Crunked]

I find GHK Instants, especially Moi, very easy to take, particularly if shaken in a blender bottle to get a lovely creamy head. It's very smooth. I've had coffees that tasted a lot worse.

 

[sɥɐʞɐs]

Don't try it with solvent extract, lol:
https://drugs-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=165732

yikes...and it started out so nice.

 

[Bear-Shirt]

I was kind of shy to say it, but I do a kava enema every morning.

It might be a good idea the day after a serious chili session. I'm convinced the song "ring of fire" is really about a man and his love for chili and its dire consequences.

 

[HeadHodge]

It might be a good idea the day after a serious chili session. I'm convinced the song "ring of fire" is really about a man and his love for chili and its dire consequences.

Good idea, eat chili first then do a kava enema. Good results are all about proper technique.

 

[nabanga]

Not sure how this would fit into the nakamal environment. That mental image is probably going to stay with me all day now.

I guess it would reduce the hacking and spitting, but at what cost?

 

[Deleted User01]

In a word, don't do it. I really never forget some guy posting on another forum that they gave themselves a kava enema and ended up in the hospital screaming their guts out. "It hurts, it hurts." I don't know all the details but it was a pretty scary story. The Ancient Islanders are probably shaking their heads right now in disagreement with the idea. And please don't double dare someone to do it. I don't want to hear this all day, "Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Ayeeeeeeeeeeeee "
I don't mind seeing that. We can post that in the Zombie forum under "Stupid Human Tricks". We love those kind of videos.

 

[Squanch72]

Good idea, eat chili first then do a kava enema. Good results are all about proper technique.

Plus spicy foods seem to potentiate the kava experience, burn baby burn!!! Go easy, you could end up with your purple starfish blown out like an over-microwaved hot dog.

 

[HeadHodge]

In a word, don't do it. I really never forget some guy posting on another forum that they gave themselves a kava enema and ended up in the hospital screaming their guts out....

I remember that post, if I remember correctly the problem was the poster was using a coarse grind. I recommend micronized.

 

[The Kap'n]

Wayyy too many mental images in this thread.

 

[Squanch72]

Instead of a loud Bula there will be a loud Keeyah!!!

 

[Deleted User01]

Yes Hedgie, Micronized is my favorite ... taken orally. To all the Newbies round the world, please ignore the Mad Hatter.
Don't you just hate it when you meet an emergency room Nurse at a bar and she tells YOU all the funny shit that happened at the hospital last year and one of those stories is YOU. Yeah, they nicknamed you Screaming Enema Boy. Good thing she didn't recognize you.