Smell

[iglooNakamal]

I smell bad. Kava farts.
It's deathly. Please send help

 

[Intrepidus_dux]

I text my friends and let them know that if I die, to know it was the farts. To send tacos as condolences. You gotta tell people so they know what you died from.

 

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[Zaphod]

Clearly you need a dog. Blaming farts on the dog is time honored tradition in my house, to the point where as long as they are silent nobody knows who dealt it...