True Kava is seeking kava samples for testing

[Kimmer]

We're looking mainly for current samples from non-certified vendors on the web. Previously certified vendors are listed here: http://www.truekava.com/vendors.html.
If you have samples to submit, let me know and I can give you the address--all it takes is 1/4 cup!!
If you have any questions, just ask.
Here is more background on True Kava and the testing that Deleted User is performing for us --
http://kavaforums.com/forum/threads/a-brief-history-of-t-k-group-labs-and-a-request.4632/#post-52107

(sorry that my recruiting posts are almost as boring as my reviews--must need more kava!!)

Thanks all

 

[Zac Imiola (Herbalist)]

Haha there not ... I'll be sending 2 different vendors to Deleted User very soon

 

[Kimmer]

Good to know, thanks. And if anyone runs across obscure sellers online, let me know and I'll order some up.

 

[verticity]

Haha there not ... I'll be sending 2 different vendors to Deleted User very soon

You don't have to abduct and send the vendors; just send a sample of their kava.

 

[tomkrat]

well this post is waaaay to late. what do i do with the 3 vendors i have tied up in my basement? i already paid a guy to drive them to @Deleted User's lab.

 

[Zac Imiola (Herbalist)]

Seriously. Don't say anymore tomkrat. I'll get us both a good lawyer. He's the guy thats getting Mr. Cosby off the hook. We're set bro.

 

[Zac Imiola (Herbalist)]

Ha!

 

[verticity]

well this post is waaaay to late. what do i do with the 3 vendors i have tied up in my basement? i already paid a guy to drive them to @Deleted User's lab.

What you can do, in that situation, is transport the vendors to a remote island of Vanuatu, and release them into the wild.

 

[verticity]

Hey @Kimmer, please remind people to include their KavaForums user name with their sample, so that Deleted User knows who to contact about the results..

(Wait, I just reminded them for you..)

 

[avahZ]

Due to the nature of processing all samples must be at least 1/4 cup and properly packed hard in a non lubed condom prior to shipping.

 

[Kimmer]

@verticity thank you

 

[tomkrat]

Due to the nature of processing all samples must be at least 1/4 cup and properly packed hard in a non lubed condom prior to shipping.

.... Can't tell if joking or serious with awesome incidental innuendo

 

[verticity]

Due to the nature of processing all samples must be at least 1/4 cup and properly packed hard in a non lubed condom prior to shipping.

Resist the urge to swallow the condom. Then you will have to take a trip to Deleted User's music store, and say, "Hello, Deleted User, I have a sample for you. Can I use your bathroom?" (There is a feed of accordion music playing in the bathroom)

 

[Zac Imiola (Herbalist)]

Mayne create a list of needed samples ?? I've been wanting to explore more kavas so itd be easier to buy some that need samples and send them in that way!

 

[Kimmer]

I would do that too. I'm sending a bunch of samples tomorrow. I'll work up a spreadsheet on Google docs and post a link. From there I'll start searching for kava vendors and add them to the list--we can check them off as we go

 

[Zac Imiola (Herbalist)]

That seems to be the most efficient way to proceed. I would gladly purchase kavas and send them your way. How much is a 1/4 cup of kava ? I've been sending an ounce usually for mine and Deleted User hasn't seemed to have an issue processing it. So I assume that's a good amount ?

 

[Zac Imiola (Herbalist)]

Realizing how short of a time this has been happening, I'm all for being an intrinsic part of the kavalution.

 

[Kimmer]

Thank you! If 1 oz has been working, that's fine. Appreciate the help!