Welcome

[Zac Imiola (Herbalist)]

Everyone give a warm welcome to the only friend I've shown kava who actually decided to join the forum and is now my kava ssuer buddy.
@RigidMayonaise .. you can even put him on your sandwiches ..

@Deleted User01

 

[blindy107]

Is he spreadable?

 

[Zac Imiola (Herbalist)]

Being so rigid I'm not sure. He may have to fill us in on that hahaha.

 

[RigidMayonaise]

just throw me in the microwave for a min and i should soften up to a spreadable consistency haha

 

[Zac Imiola (Herbalist)]

"Traditionally kava was consumed with tons and tons of mayonnaise"
New kava bar owner *

 

[RigidMayonaise]

however all mayonnaise that was traditionally consumed with kava is strictly of the kamakaluabuayapuaqa variety

 

[VictoryRider]

Oh, brother. This has gotten silly.

 

[I don't know]

Welcome mayo!

 

[RigidMayonaise]

Thanks for the warm welcome!

 

[VictoryRider]

This thread reminds me of the movie Notting Hill. The following dialog between William
and his goofy Welsh room mate Spike:

Spike (eating something): "There's something wrong with this yogurt. It tastes like it's gone off!"
William: "That's because it's mayonaise."
Spike: "Oh... Right on then!" (and keeps eating)

 

[Ligermeat]

To quote from The Wizard of Oz:

We wish to welcome you to piper land.
We welcome you to piperland.
Tra la la la la la la
From now on you'll be history.
You'll be hist, you'll be hist, you'll be history.
And we will glorify your name.
You will be a bust, be a bust, be a bust
In the Hall of Fame!

 

[EQ]

however all mayonnaise that was traditionally consumed with kava is strictly of the kamakaluabuayapuaqa variety

Where can I get this rare Mayonnaise?
I was thinking of opening a Kava bar, and mayonnaise sounds like a great Kava additive. Subway uses loads of mayo and they became pretty successful.
I only wish to serve the best traditional Kava preparations with the meanest Mayonnaise, giving the lightest smiles.
Do you think Mustard is a traditional additive as well?

Mayonnaise, Mustard, Kava YUUUUUMMMMMM!

Welcome to the Kava Forums!

 

[Kimmer]

Welcome @RigidMayonaise !

 

[RigidMayonaise]

Where can I get this rare Mayonnaise?
I was thinking of opening a Kava bar, and mayonnaise sounds like a great Kava additive. Subway uses loads of mayo and they became pretty successful.
I only wish to serve the best traditional Kava preparations with the meanest Mayonnaise, giving the lightest smiles.
Do you think Mustard is a traditional additive as well?

Mayonnaise, Mustard, Kava YUUUUUMMMMMM!

Welcome to the Kava Forums!

Now that's a Kava bar I would visit! Im yet to try mustard and kava, however my organic mayonnaise, harvested in the jungles of Péru is the perfect kava admixture in terms of palpability, I could supply your kava bar with quality organic Peruvian mayonnaise that kava drinkers would really enjoy! lol

 

[RigidMayonaise]

This thread reminds me of the movie Notting Hill. The following dialog between William
and his goofy Welsh room mate Spike:

Spike (eating something): "There's something wrong with this yogurt. It tastes like it's gone off!"
William: "That's because it's mayonaise."
Spike: "Oh... Right on then!" (and keeps eating)

Now this is a movie I need to see

 

[Squanch72]

Welcome!
Now I am jonesin' for a sammich.

 

[VictoryRider]

Mayonnaise, Mustard, Kava YUUUUUMMMMMM!

You guys are SICK. And, I love it.

 

[boxcar beatnik]

Welcome!