Would it be too unfair to email the Vanuatu Post, ask for a picture of Mr. Makin, and shop his head over the Tanna man holding the pictures of Prince Philip (over which I shopped pictures of Mike in the Mikeday thread)? Would that be too much of a distortion of reality? Or would he be flattered because he thrives in a reality distortion zone?
TIL: the skin tones of "black" and "white" people differ only in lightness (the V in HSV colors). They don't differ in hue, or saturation. In other words, black and white people are literally the same color. Science disproves racism!