I Love Kava Friday Whoa there. It's looking like a Friday
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Kojo Douglas
The Kavasseur
Three day weekend! I'm going to have an epic shell session with Senor Chuggs tonight. Black Sand and Stone
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Capitán Bastos
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Capitán Bastos
Presanteur
Get your grog, get your groove on and growl to the moon!
HeadHodge
Bula To Eternity
Here's my weekly bedtime story for @Deleted User01:
After my neck surgery they made me stay in the hospital for 4 days for observation. During that time they made wear a catheter (a first for me). The day I checked out, a nurse comes over to remove the catheter. While she is holding my dick by the ole corpus spongiosum with her left hand and the catheter tubing with her right she says to me: "This will hurt a lot less than when we inserted the catheter. I told her: "But I was under when they did that". So she says: "Oh... in that case this is going to hurt a lot more than that". Then I replied a few seconds later: "EEEEYOOOWWWW".
Happy Dreams jman.
After my neck surgery they made me stay in the hospital for 4 days for observation. During that time they made wear a catheter (a first for me). The day I checked out, a nurse comes over to remove the catheter. While she is holding my dick by the ole corpus spongiosum with her left hand and the catheter tubing with her right she says to me: "This will hurt a lot less than when we inserted the catheter. I told her: "But I was under when they did that". So she says: "Oh... in that case this is going to hurt a lot more than that". Then I replied a few seconds later: "EEEEYOOOWWWW".
Happy Dreams jman.
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Jerome
Kava Lover
That's awesome. Hospital humor is dark, but so fun.
Yikes, that sounds cold! I hope it doesn't get that low here!
Capitán Bastos
Presanteur
OuchHere's my weekly bedtime story for @Deleted User01:
After my neck surgery they made me stay in the hospital for 4 days for observation. During that time they made wear a catheter (a first for me). The day I checked out, a nurse comes over to remove the catheter. While she is holding my dick by the ole corpus spongiosum with her left hand and the catheter tubing with her right she says to me: "This will hurt a lot less than when we inserted the catheter. I told her: "But I was under when they did that". So she says: "Oh... in that case this is going to hurt a lot more than when it was inserted". Then I replied a few seconds later: "EEEEYOOOWWWW".
Happy Dreams jman.
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Deleted User01
Sorry Headgie, sounds like you got nurse Crachet (rhymes with hatchet). The last time I was in the hospital, nurse Monique was complaining because she had to hold mine with both her right and her left hand. We became good friends after that.Here's my weekly bedtime story for @Deleted User01:
Sounds like you got Nurse Crachete. Sorry about that. The last time I got nurse Monique and she was complaining because she had to While she is holding my dick by the ole corpus spongiosum with her left hand and the catheter tubing with her right she says to me: Happy Dreams jman.
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HeadHodge
Bula To Eternity
Yeah she calls me her little pocket hose. Don't know if that's a good or bad thing.Sorry Headgie, sounds like you got nurse Crachet (rhymes with hatchet). The last time I was in the hospital, nurse Monique was complaining because she had to hold mine with both her right and her left hand. We became good friends after that.
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Deleted User01
If she refers to it as something that is used to put out fires ... then dat's a good thing. However, in your condition, you only have 1 choice ..... RUNAWAYYYYY .....
I had to go through this a few years ago...... Brought tears to my eyes!Here's my weekly bedtime story for @Deleted User01:
After my neck surgery they made me stay in the hospital for 4 days for observation. During that time they made wear a catheter (a first for me). The day I checked out, a nurse comes over to remove the catheter. While she is holding my dick by the ole corpus spongiosum with her left hand and the catheter tubing with her right she says to me: "This will hurt a lot less than when we inserted the catheter. I told her: "But I was under when they did that". So she says: "Oh... in that case this is going to hurt a lot more than that". Then I replied a few seconds later: "EEEEYOOOWWWW".
Happy Dreams jman.