I Love Kava Friday WTF Friday

[verticity]

That was...interesting...but I kind of like it.

 

[avahZ]

Would hate to be the male anglerfish attached to that!

 

[verticity]

Yeah, watch the whole thing; it get weirder..

 

[avahZ]

Just an FYI from Wikipedia: When a male finds a female, he bites into her skin, and releases an enzyme that digests the skin of his mouth and her body, fusing the pair down to the blood-vessel level.[15] The male becomes dependent on the female host for survival by receiving nutrients via their shared circulatory system, and provides sperm to the female in return. After fusing, males increase in volume and become much larger relative to free-living males of the species. They live and remain reproductively functional as long as the female lives, and can take part in multiple spawnings.[2] This extreme sexual dimorphism ensures, when the female is ready to spawn, she has a mate immediately available.[16] Multiple males can be incorporated into a single individual female with up to eight males in some species, though some taxa appear to have a "one male per female" rule.[2]

 

[verticity]

Male angler fish.. oh my god that's fucked up:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/angler

 

[avahZ]

Yeah, watch the whole thing; it get weirder..

I think a part of my brain has rotted and will now be lost forever! You worry me @verticity that you actually found this gem! And liked it...!

 

[avahZ]

Male angler fish.. oh my god that's fucked up:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/angler

MUCH MUCH better than Wikipedia!

 

[verticity]

I think a part of my brain has rotted and will now be lost forever! You worry me @verticity that you actually found this gem!

You didn't need that part of your brain. It's like your appendix.

 

[verticity]

The WTF is strong this week. Can you feel it?
http://www.nytimes.com/politics/fir...or-president-why-not-says-iowa-farm-boy/?_r=0

 

[avahZ]

The WTF is strong this week. Can you feel it?
http://www.nytimes.com/politics/fir...or-president-why-not-says-iowa-farm-boy/?_r=0

I feel something, but I think it's just a scab on my head!

 

[verticity]

Fortunately, in these crazy times, New Zealand continues to be a bastion of sanity, eh @Henry:

 

[HeadHodge]

CMF (crazy motha fuckas)

 

[verticity]

CMF (crazy motha fuckas)

I did not have sexual relations with that moth!

 

[HeadHodge]

I did not have sexual relations with that moth!

I do.... She will F*** you up in less than 5 minutes. She's a flying bat bitch.

 

[verticity]

I do.... She will F*** you up in less than 5 minutes. ...

5... minutes? More like seconds. Is this the kind of sexual relations where the female bites the male's head off? Do you still have a head?

 

[Zac Imiola (Herbalist)]

Haha the deeznuts thing is actually pretty cool lol. It's true there does need to be a more widespread opening for president .

 

[HeadHodge]

5... minutes? More like seconds. Is this the kind of sexual relations where the female bites the male's head off? Do you still have a head?

It's considered the penultimate head job in our part of the neighborhood.

 

[Zac Imiola (Herbalist)]

What's the best lotion or something to do for my lizard hands haha... the dermo is starting ! Mainly from kneading though! My right hand is the worst ! All of a sudden yesterday I looked at my hand and thought I aged 60 years

 

[TidyMinion]

Just an FYI from Wikipedia: When a male finds a female, he bites into her skin, and releases an enzyme that digests the skin of his mouth and her body, fusing the pair down to the blood-vessel level.[15] The male becomes dependent on the female host for survival by receiving nutrients via their shared circulatory system, and provides sperm to the female in return. After fusing, males increase in volume and become much larger relative to free-living males of the species. They live and remain reproductively functional as long as the female lives, and can take part in multiple spawnings.[2] This extreme sexual dimorphism ensures, when the female is ready to spawn, she has a mate immediately available.[16] Multiple males can be incorporated into a single individual female with up to eight males in some species, though some taxa appear to have a "one male per female" rule.[2]

Putting the WTF in WTF Friday...

What's the best lotion or something to do for my lizard hands haha... the dermo is starting ! Mainly from kneading though! My right hand is the worst ! All of a sudden yesterday I looked at my hand and thought I aged 60 years

Coconut oil! Toss some in your grog then toss some on your hands. I'll sometimes use enough coconut oil to cover my hands then do my straining. more oil after I wash up it soaks in pretty quick and doesn't leave you greasy. A little goes a long way.

 

[TidyMinion]

Also, Wednesday was 2 years to the day since I joined Kavaforums! ...