I Love Kava Friday WTF Friday

[HeadHodge]

Are you calling me a moth(er)fucker?

Moths don't live very long, so it would be more like 'underage bug fornicator'.

 

[HeadHodge]

Fond memories?

 

[verticity]

Moths don't live very long, so it would be more like 'underage bug fornicator'.

I'll have you know that the moth that I did not have sexual relations with was 21 years old in moth years. (A "moth year" is about 5 solar days)

 

[verticity]

Fond memories?

Ah, the memories!

My close Platonic moth friend was named Martha. Alas, she passed away when my cat ate her. Here is a picture of her from happier times.

 

[HeadHodge]

Ah, the memories!

My close Platonic moth friend was named Martha. Alas, she passed away when my cat ate her. Here is a picture of her from happier times.

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Now I know where the terms 'pencil prick' and 'woody' comes from.

 

[verticity]

Now I know where the terms 'pencil prick' and 'woody' comes from.

Hey, I said I did not have sexual relations with the moth. I didn't say I didn't try.

 

[verticity]

And for your information, most ladies say it makes no difference to them if your...pencil...is a #2 or a #2.5 or #3.
My elementary school teacher was very particular about her preference for #2, though. Fortunately, that's what I had (and still have).

 

[verticity]

So how much further South can this migrate?

 

[Squanch72]

So how much further South can this migrate?

Moths migrate, I though that was just butterflies

 

[verticity]

Moths migrate, I though that was just butterflies

Didn't you see this in the news?
The Great Moth Migration of 2012

 

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Where I live in Colorado we have flocks of Miller Moths migrating here every Summer. Like lots and lots of moths blotting out the sky (well, not really, but lots of moths).
http://www.9news.com/story/news/local/2015/06/02/the-miller-moths-are-coming/28384053/