Kojo Douglas
The Kavasseur
Looks like the jury is out.
That sounds...My female boss referred to kava today as a nice root to suck on and told my female coworker you just need to find a nice root to suck on.
Sure you can:It's a shrub. You can't have a poll about facts
Can you have a poll about the facts?It's a shrub. You can't have a poll about facts
Nitpicking, but it's "what is A kava".What the heck is "kava" anyway?
Ha!Can you have a poll about the facts?
A. Yes
B. No
C. Both A and B
D. Neither A nor B
Democracy is so beautiful.OK, tallying the votes on Saturday morning:
7 people say kava is a shrub.
11 people say kava is not a shrub.
Therefore, kava is not a shrub.
Too bad that doesn't answer to OP's question.OK, tallying the votes on Saturday morning:
7 people say kava is a shrub.
11 people say kava is not a shrub.
Therefore, kava is not a shrub.
I disagree, it does bring OP closer to the solution. If you study the data so far, kava is not a shrub, two votes for "tree" and one for virus vs eight votes for "vertebrates".Too bad that doesn't answer to OP's question.
Dude, I am the OP. I am satisfied with that answer to my question.Too bad that doesn't answer to OP's question.
We should also entertain the possibility that there actually are different kinds of kava: Mammalian, Reptilian, Viral, Arboreal, and who knows possibly even "shrubs", although the latter seems pretty unlikely.I disagree, it does bring OP closer to the solution. If you study the data so far, kava is not a shrub, two votes for "tree" and one for virus vs eight votes for "vertebrates".
I'm prepared to push forward the motion that we have a poll determining what type of vertebrae kava is. That should narrow this down even more.
But you asked 'What is kava' not 'What isn't kava'.Dude, I am the OP. I am satisfied with that answer to my question.
Correct, but using Mathematician Kurt Gödel's Transitive Theory of Stierscheiß, if you know what something 'is not' then you also know what that thing 'is', if you use use the correct Stierscheißian formulation for the meaning of the word 'is'. I can't believe I have to explain this to you..But you asked 'What is kava' not 'What isn't kava'.