El Capitán Presents: KAVA + ALTITUDE = SUPERPOWERS? Scientific research results.

[Capitán Bastos]

Yes, yes. I am still alive. I've just been busy, dedicated to my research. It took me to the Atlas Mountain Range in North Africa. The elusive Squanch and Yeti both escaped me, but, I made a discovery!
(The heavy breathing is due to the altitude, not my excitement to see you, because when I talk into the camera, it's an illusion, because I'm just talking to the camera.)

 

[The Kap'n]

Yes, yes. I am still alive. I've just been busy, dedicated to my research. It took me to the Atlas Mountain Range in North Africa. The elusive Squanch and Yeti both escaped me, but, I made a discovery!
(The heavy breathing is due to the altitude, not my excitement to see you, because when I talk into the camera, it's an illusion, because I'm just talking to the camera.)

You had a kava session....on top of a mountain...

I'm impressed.

 

[Jerome]

Little known secret that the Dutch daredevil, Wim Hof secretly chugs Kava before setting out on his outrageous exploits of physical prowess.

 

[Kojo Douglas]

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!

And winner of the best picture of 2017 goes to @Capitán Bastos "Kava Super Powers."

Honestly, I thoroughly loved that. You should start a video blog with videos just like this.

Is that Morocco? Beautiful.

 

[theGrogfather]

A great superpower for when couch lock sets in!
Nice video

 

[Capitán Bastos]

You had a kava session....on top of a mountain...

I'm impressed.

thank you. I am going back though, because it was the wrong mountain.

 

[Capitán Bastos]

Little known secret that the Dutch daredevil, Wim Hof secretly chugs Kava before setting out on his outrageous exploits of physical prowess.

But, kava and cold?

 

[Capitán Bastos]

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!

And winner of the best picture of 2017 goes to @Capitán Bastos "Kava Super Powers."

Honestly, I thoroughly loved that. You should start a video blog with videos just like this.

Is that Morocco? Beautiful.

Haha,

*single tear runs down left cheek*
*deep breath*
"I would like to thank the kava community for their continuous support, especially The Kavasseur himself.."
"I uhm.. sorry.. this is.. just.. too.. much... ehm.. thank you."
*tries to drop mic, hurts toe*

Yes, that is Morocco.

And I am doing a vlog on my other channel, it´s just that, there´s one thing going out and getting the footage, coming home to everyday life with all that entails and dealing with various complications as a self employed to boot, well, editing takes time. That´s why I repurposed the Bastos channel and I´m trying to do daily uploads on there.

 

[Capitán Bastos]

A great superpower for when couch lock sets in!
Nice video

Ha! Exactly! That´s exactly what the idea was. I´ve thought about being able to teleport when the couch lock sets in, I was thinking it would be a nice twist if it was indeed possible, but you would have to climb a 9500ft mountain to do so. Next trip, I guess I have to try to get a couch up there.

 

[Jerome]

But, kava and cold?

High altitude and cold are synonymous in my brain, But I've lived most of my life at right around 3 feet above sea level.

 

[Capitán Bastos]

High altitude and cold are synonymous in my brain, But I've lived most of my life at right around 3 feet above sea level.

The Dutch paradox. Elevation and average height. I don´t get it.

 

[Capitán Bastos]

@Jerome not sure if you are dutch, now that I think about it.
But, the temperature was around 20 degrees celsius there in the Atlas Mountains, temperature drops after dark though, to about -10 I guess.

 

[Groggy]

I loved how you took the time to screw the cap back on the bottle before the first shell

 

[Capitán Bastos]

I loved how you took the time to screw the cap back on the bottle before the first shell

And I love your attention to detail

 

[Zentri]

Gotta screw the cap back on or else you might knock it over especially with no proper flat surfaces on top of a mountain lol.

Also similar is the dreaded times I lazily half screwed back on my Aluball cap and then forgot and shook the hell out of it and spilled kava all over myself and the floor luckily so far I haven't wasted much before I caught my mistake lol.

 

[Groggy]

Gotta screw the cap back on or else you might knock it over especially with no proper flat surfaces on top of a mountain lol.

Also similar is the dreaded times I lazily half screwed back on my Aluball cap and then forgot and shook the hell out of it and spilled kava all over myself and the floor luckily so far I haven't wasted much before I caught my mistake lol.

I am pretty certain most of us have done it once or twice, hehe, I know I have.

 

[Capitán Bastos]

Gotta screw the cap back on or else you might knock it over especially with no proper flat surfaces on top of a mountain lol.

Also similar is the dreaded times I lazily half screwed back on my Aluball cap and then forgot and shook the hell out of it and spilled kava all over myself and the floor luckily so far I haven't wasted much before I caught my mistake lol.

That never happened to me, but I have managed to sneeze and spill out half a bag of kava into the sink once.

 

[Zentri]

That never happened to me, but I have managed to sneeze and spill out half a bag of kava into the sink once.

Oh man holding an open pound over the sink? That sounds like something that would happen to me too ... if the sink had no dishes in it I would be scooping it out to make a batch lol.

 

[Groggy]

That never happened to me, but I have managed to sneeze and spill out half a bag of kava into the sink once.

Rookie mistake, always do it over a flat clean surface, I have set down many bags of kava that decided to topple over the counter for no good reason.

 

[Zac Imiola (Herbalist)]

I've shook my aluball in school with the top off.. not fun haha