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Tholman

Tholman

Kava Curious
Good people. What is the best video, in your opinion, to send someone in order to convince them that kava is one of the most wonderful things to ever spring out of the earth?

My calendar says it's still friday
 
Krunkie McKrunkface

Krunkie McKrunkface

Kava Connoisseur
Tholman said:
Just like the kava has grown on me in such a short time. This is a newborn experience!
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You know you drink a lot of kava when you understand most of what they say in that song in Bislama, or what the lamps mean, or why their teeth are green. Or you look at those giant bowls of thick fresh grog and drool and scream at the screen, "stop waving the bowl around, man, you're spilling it!"
 
Tholman

Tholman

Kava Curious
Krunkie McKrunkface said:
You know you drink a lot of kava when you understand most of what they say in that song in Bislama, or what the lamps mean, or why their teeth are green. Or you look at those giant bowls of thick fresh grog and drool and scream at the screen, "stop waving the bowl around, man, you're spilling it!"
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You know you're on the right track when one of your lifegoals is to drink Squanch.
 
kastom_lif

kastom_lif

Kava Lover
Although it's not on Bandcamp anymore (copyrighted samples, I think) "The Remedy" is another fun Nawarake & Local Remedy jam about kava. It's kinda corny, but I like it. Only have it on my phone anymore since it disappeared off the internet.

Awe... hed blo mi i soa we...
Mi traem fasin ko lo clinic.
Mi harem se mi sik, so I'm walkin' to the clinic
Remedy i stap long mi "wait just a minute"
Yu harem se yu sik, boe, you wanna feel good again?
I got the remedy, a little kastom meresin

(chorus 2x)
remedy, remedy, yeah, i got the remedy
another shell of kava
filemap 150
mi talem tru, you don't need no panadol
all you got to do, boy, is hit the nakamal

yeah Nawarake, Nawarake
40 nights, 40 days
wokabaot long desert
mi harem se mi hangri we
yeah, so mi ringim Remedy
"olsem wanem bro"
"wanna eat at Emily's?"
mani blo mi finish, yu save sponsor
makin' money like your Marley Marley concerts
givim mani Marley, yu kranki long hem
be last week, yu no save name blong hem
Damien, yes, maybe even Stephen
the other Marley brothers I can take them or leave them
tail feather blong faol gel i givim naio
mi drae leg nomo, got that aelan style
Club 21, drinkin' rum on a Monday
ating mi rong, talem sori long Sande
Club 21, drinkin' rum on a Tuesday
taem we saeklon pas really kilim yumi

(chorus 2x)

Friend Japan, mi Tebakor, find me at the light
Man Japan, checka, yufala olraet
Mi mi luk wan boe, wan pikinini yet
Hem askem mi blong wan fri sigaret
Mi mi no smok, and even if I did
Mi no save yu, yu yu stupid
Man blong marijuana, hem i lusim hed
Yu luk kranki ya finish be yu wantem yusim yet
Uh huh, see me on TV
Awo, ol gel blo VBTC
Olgeta wantem egg but not from Toa Palm
Olgeta wantem egg blong Thomas An
Drink a bottle Thompson, feel a little tipsy
Wasemaot with a little chicken flavoured Twisties
Mi laekem Genesis mo mi laekem Ruff Haos
Brata Meto A-1 got an album comin' out

(chorus 2x)

So I'm walkin' to the market and I see this sheila
blong Wan Smolbag, hem ia blong Aniwa
ol oranges blong aelan blong hem long Tafea
uh uh, yup, hem i swit bitim olgeta
Yufala no jealous I get money like a minister be yu yu zero balance
money like Morgan be yu yu zero balance
money like Moana be yu yu zero balance
Mi sik tumas, ol dokta oli talem
I leave their heads spinning, helicopter propellers
Since the age of 14 snorting morphine
stret lo kilim hornet and i get more mean
a milepad kakae mi long bak
nao mi wokabaot olsem wan handikap
a milepad bit me on my leg and back
nao mi wokabaot olsem wan handikap

(chorus 2x)

(and the bit at the end mentions kava at 250vt per kilo.... awo, nao hed blo mi i soa finis )
 
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kasa_balavu

kasa_balavu

Yaqona Dina
kastom_lif said:
Although it's not on Bandcamp anymore (copyrighted samples, I think) "The Remedy" is another fun Nawarake & Local Remedy jam about kava. It's kinda corny, but I like it. Only have it on my phone anymore since it disappeared off the internet.

Awe... hed blo mi i soa we...
Mi traem fasin ko lo clinic.
Mi harem se mi sik, so I'm walkin' to the clinic
Remedy i stap long mi "wait just a minute"
Yu harem se yu sik, boe, you wanna feel good again?
I got the remedy, a little kastom meresin

(chorus 2x)
remedy, remedy, yeah, i got the remedy
another shell of kava
filemap 150
mi talem tru, you don't need no panadol
all you got to do, boy, is hit the nakamal

yeah Nawarake, Nawarake
40 nights, 40 days
wokabaot long desert
mi harem se mi hangri we
yeah, so mi ringim Remedy
"olsem wanem bro"
"wanna eat at Emily's?"
mani blo mi finish, yu save sponsor
makin' money like your Marley Marley concerts
givim mani Marley, yu kranki long hem
be last week, yu no save name blong hem
Damien, yes, maybe even Stephen
the other Marley brothers I can take them or leave them
tail feather blong faol gel i givim naio
mi drae leg nomo, got that aelan style
Club 21, drinkin' rum on a Monday
ating mi rong, talem sori long Sande
Club 21, drinkin' rum on a Tuesday
taem we saeklon pas really kilim yumi

(chorus 2x)

Friend Japan, mi Tebakor, find me at the light
Man Japan, checka, yufala olraet
Mi mi luk wan boe, wan pikinini yet
Hem askem mi blong wan fri sigaret
Mi mi no smok, and even if I did
Mi no save yu, yu yu stupid
Man blong marijuana, hem i lusim hed
Yu luk kranki ya finish be yu wantem yusim yet
Uh huh, see me on TV
Awo, ol gel blo VBTC
Olgeta wantem egg but not from Toa Palm
Olgeta wantem egg blong Thomas An
Drink a bottle Thompson, feel a little tipsy
Wasemaot with a little chicken flavoured Twisties
Mi laekem Genesis mo mi laekem Ruff Haos
Brata Meto A-1 got an album comin' out

(chorus 2x)

So I'm walkin' to the market and I see this sheila
blong Wan Smolbag, hem ia blong Aniwa
ol oranges blong aelan blong hem long Tafea
uh uh, yup, hem i swit bitim olgeta
Yufala no jealous I get money like a minister be yu yu zero balance
money like Morgan be yu yu zero balance
money like Moana be yu yu zero balance
Mi sik tumas, ol dokta oli talem
I leave their heads spinning, helicopter propellers
Since the age of 14 snorting morphine
stret lo kilim hornet and i get more mean
a milepad kakae mi long bak
nao mi wokabaot olsem wan handikap
a milepad bit me on my leg and back
nao mi wokabaot olsem wan handikap

(chorus 2x)

(and the bit at the end mentions kava at 250vt per kilo.... awo, nao hed blo mi i soa finis )
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That chorus! :)
 
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