Krunkie McKrunkface
Kava Connoisseur
It's only funny if it's a true story.I’m still laughing at this.
It's only funny if it's a true story.I’m still laughing at this.
Living in Wisconsin. Got yer snow RIGHT HEEEERE.fwiw I drank kava daily for 2 months before I got any effects, except for vivid dreams. Then I got krunk. Then I got Squanch. Then I got Squanch krunk. Then I got snowy.
The batches do change. I had some BKH 11 year back in May and three heaping teaspoons blew me away. A month later I had a different batch and it was nowhere near as potent. Congrats on getting a very potent batch. Just cut back the dosage & enjoy.Perhaps someone else besides myself and of course you, who has purchased either BKH or GHK in the past week or two will comment. It could just be particularly strong root.
You are so lucky! I have to drink a whole lot more that that, and rarely do I get wobbly legs. I have some top shelf kavas right now (almost gone), but 6 Tb doesn't seem to do much anymore. I'm going through a phase. They seem to come and go. But on those rare occasions I've ever gotten wobbly legs, there were 2 occasions in the last 3 weeks. It seems almost like all or nothing right now.I don’t know if the current batch of micro 11 year Waka from BKH, and micro moi/mahakea from GHK are much stronger than anything I’ve had in the last few months or if somehow my tolerance has gone down drastically but 1.5 tsp of each (at different times over the last week not all at once) has thrown me into the wobbles within 15 minutes. As in double vision/can’t walk straight etc..
It will get slightly worse before it gets better regardless of whether or not you drink any more kava.Plot twist:
I got my first case of whopping dermo. It’s like a clear outline in almost a triangle from the bottom of my nose around both sides and under my mouth/mid chin. And then up each cheek and around eyes and under eye brow.
It went from absolutely not noticeable to “my face feels extra dry today” to waking up looking like I’m infected with something and it’s painful like sunburn.
My first thought was allergic reaction but i’ve Done absolutely nothing new with any food or skin care or anything and I HAVE gone balls to the wall drinking daily (and even in high amounts of micro the week before this strong kava arrived) since before Christmas.
Holy Heavens, how fast will this at least not be painful and not scare my children to look at?
Thankfully I’m in VA where life has stopped due to snow so I don’t have to go into work and have clients stare at me.
I have been keeping face clean and applying Vaseline like my life depends on it. It’s so dry that even Vaseline gives that initial slight burn.
Perhaps it’s a bit of dry winter issues/dermo and maybe other than the 2 days I mentioned in this post Inwasnt drinking enough water to compensate for the dry conditions.
Wonders. And I am afraid to drink any Kava to help me sleep for fear of making it worse!
The struggle is real! But I love you Kava.
Did you go right back to drinking grog (medium grind) daily after your two weeks off? [I'm around 11 days off now and my dermo seems pretty well gone; mild to begin with, though.]I took me 7-9 months of drinking 2-3 TBS of microgrind daily before I hit the dermo wall - dry cracked hands, lips, whole torso sloughing off in waves of white like it was snowing, and painful styes in my eyes. It took 2 weeks of zero kava, and lots of lotion to completely clear. Since then I have switched to traditional grind and besides some occasionally dry eyes I have had none of the severe dermo issues like I did with microgrind. That being said, I don't think my intake in total KLs is as high as it was when I was drinking micro so I can't be sure it was the micro or just to much kava (I cringed even typing that) but most anecdotal accounts say it was the micro that really does a number on the skin.
I switched to medium grind and a year and half later of daily drinking - no sign of dermo. Sometimes my eyes get a bit dry. When that happens I take my contacts out and wear my glasses and all is good. I am convert to medium grind.Did you go right back to drinking grog (medium grind) daily after your two weeks off? [I'm around 11 days off now and my dermo seems pretty well gone; mild to begin with, though.]
Thank you so much for taking the time and the giveadamn to post this.It will get slightly worse before it gets better regardless of whether or not you drink any more kava.
It will get better on its own within 2 or 3 weeks regardless of whether or not you drink any more kava.
It feels weird, looks weird, might even be slightly painful but ultimately it is completely benign and harmless and nothing to worry about.
It probably is some kind of an allergic reaction. Yes, it is worse in winter because of dry air in houses.
Drink more water. Rub on lotion. I eat a tablespoon of coconut oil every day to help make it better but that takes 2 - 3 weeks to kick in, so mainly it's as a preventative.
Beware of sties. Do not rub your eyes in the morning, wash the skin around your eyes/eyelids gently with warm water. Use a warm compress on your eye area made by putting 1/2 cup of cheap rice in a sock and warm for 20 seconds in the microwave and then gently hold on your whole eye area for a minute or so. Do this every day, perhaps several times a day, as often as feels comfortable. It should feel really good. The purpose: the heat will break up any accumulating and solidifying fatty gunk in the ducts on the skin around your eyes and basically melt it so the body reabsorbs and distributes it elsewhere, rather than letting it harden and form a stye.
In the meantime, sing along with this happy song. It's a fun way to learn Bislama.
This makes me even more confused on where to start to zero in on what my misstep was here. I love my micros and won’t quit it (unless every time now this is going to happen but it’s never been an issue in the past ever, and I will continue with medium grind obviously. But. I gotta try to nail down how it went from 0 to 60I took me 7-9 months of drinking 2-3 TBS of microgrind daily before I hit the dermo wall - dry cracked hands, lips, whole torso sloughing off in waves of white like it was snowing, and painful styes in my eyes. It took 2 weeks of zero kava, and lots of lotion to completely clear. Since then I have switched to traditional grind and besides some occasionally dry eyes I have had none of the severe dermo issues like I did with microgrind. That being said, I don't think my intake in total KLs is as high as it was when I was drinking micro so I can't be sure it was the micro or just to much kava (I cringed even typing that) but most anecdotal accounts say it was the micro that really does a number on the skin.
Why would I feel fruitless now? Lol. And I know it’s all reversible I am just lol and I’m not demonizing micro or t&w. You pay to play. We all now it happens and in the grand scheme of things, it’s a minimal pay off for what Kava provides.The main things to remember about dermo are it is benign and it is reversible.
Also, if you toss n wash, it is inevitable, even if it takes a long time to show up and is a long time between flare ups. Now, micro might be the champagne or the stoli of toss n wash, vs the Busch lite of eating medium grind, but ultimately, as far as dermo is concerned, it is still toss n wash.
Also I have a rare condition which causes me to compulsively answer even the most rhetorical of questions and I would want a lizard face hairdresser. As a professional reference librarian I have to entertain every question, and entertain it seriously. I hope you feel guilty now. Eat you coconut oil. Oh, and that sock of rice works on armpit sties, too.
armpit sties are like sties in your eye, only much bigger but much less painful, if at all.Why would I feel fruitless now? Lol. And I know it’s all reversible I am just lol and I’m not demonizing micro or t&w. You pay to play. We all now it happens and in the grand scheme of things, it’s a minimal pay off for what Kava provides.
At least one person out there wouldn’t mind a haircut mid dermo break out.
Armpit stud? OUCH.
Beware of snowy armpit studs! They are not to be trusted.Why would I feel fruitless now? Lol. And I know it’s all reversible I am just lol and I’m not demonizing micro or t&w. You pay to play. We all now it happens and in the grand scheme of things, it’s a minimal pay off for what Kava provides.
At least one person out there wouldn’t mind a haircut mid dermo break out.
Armpit stud? OUCH.