Monkava'd
A spoonful of sugar makes the Awa' go down.
I had an epiphany of sorts today and I'll describe how it began.
2:00pm (cst) I've no intention of making grog today and I'm mulling over whether or not to use the last of my Opihikao Micronized kava. The decision becomes rather easy because for one it's Saturday and for two I'm planning on working outside in the 100 degree Texas inferno without a shirt on since that would only turn into a weighted wet towelette very quickly.
2:15pm (cst) At this point I'm sipping on the micro and begin to get struck with more than just the affects of the kava....a shocking reality. The best way to describe the physical nature of it is a great warmth that envelopes your ears all the way down to the feet, whilst the muscles lose tension and possibly loss of all real feeling, though not exactly a numbness. What proceeds to take hold is so wonderful, like the feeling you get when you reminisce on the happy days past In your life. I may not smile as much as I do when Hanakapi ai is under the influence of me (Hahaha, y'all kavasseurs should understand that) but trust me it's subconsciously there.
2:30pm (cst) The urge to sit down isn't as strong because of the smaller-ish dose but if I close my eyes I can tune into a very deep relaxation. I feel this's a more prominent aspect of Opihikao, without any of the overbearing sedative properties I've experienced with other cultivars.
2:45pm (cst) I'm finished outside after cutting down some precarious limbs and now sitting down brings on some familiar or visceral feelings. The stress from the week's seething from my body, my legs are rediscovering gravity all over again and after sweating some toxins in the sun out from my pours, I can personally say that even though I love me some heady effects like a mug of java; it's the muscle melting tension relieving power that's reinvigorated my love for a heavy kava.
If I was a cloud I'd be Opi-hi-kao because right now I'm comfortably basking in warmth and softness.
All in all I have a hard time not rating this five shells because I know I've done it before but it just feels wrong when there're so many kava's I haven't sampled you know?
I'll wait until I feel the whole gambits been run to rate a kava that prestigious again....but dammit this ones up there on my list for sure.
2:00pm (cst) I've no intention of making grog today and I'm mulling over whether or not to use the last of my Opihikao Micronized kava. The decision becomes rather easy because for one it's Saturday and for two I'm planning on working outside in the 100 degree Texas inferno without a shirt on since that would only turn into a weighted wet towelette very quickly.
2:15pm (cst) At this point I'm sipping on the micro and begin to get struck with more than just the affects of the kava....a shocking reality. The best way to describe the physical nature of it is a great warmth that envelopes your ears all the way down to the feet, whilst the muscles lose tension and possibly loss of all real feeling, though not exactly a numbness. What proceeds to take hold is so wonderful, like the feeling you get when you reminisce on the happy days past In your life. I may not smile as much as I do when Hanakapi ai is under the influence of me (Hahaha, y'all kavasseurs should understand that) but trust me it's subconsciously there.
2:30pm (cst) The urge to sit down isn't as strong because of the smaller-ish dose but if I close my eyes I can tune into a very deep relaxation. I feel this's a more prominent aspect of Opihikao, without any of the overbearing sedative properties I've experienced with other cultivars.
2:45pm (cst) I'm finished outside after cutting down some precarious limbs and now sitting down brings on some familiar or visceral feelings. The stress from the week's seething from my body, my legs are rediscovering gravity all over again and after sweating some toxins in the sun out from my pours, I can personally say that even though I love me some heady effects like a mug of java; it's the muscle melting tension relieving power that's reinvigorated my love for a heavy kava.
If I was a cloud I'd be Opi-hi-kao because right now I'm comfortably basking in warmth and softness.
All in all I have a hard time not rating this five shells because I know I've done it before but it just feels wrong when there're so many kava's I haven't sampled you know?
I'll wait until I feel the whole gambits been run to rate a kava that prestigious again....but dammit this ones up there on my list for sure.
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in anticipation of your sale coming up, I know your a busy kavasseur too but do you have any idea when it might be available?....The wallet is beginning to itch a bit and I've already tried using coconut oil to calm it down. 
