I Love Kava Friday WTF Friday

[Zac Imiola (Herbalist)]

Awwwh happy kava day ..and good tip I love coconut oil, I should have some at home

 

[verticity]

It's considered the penultimate head job in our part of the neighborhood.

Instead of "giving head" it's called "taking head"

 

[verticity]

What's the best lotion or something to do for my lizard hands haha... the dermo is starting ! Mainly from kneading though! My right hand is the worst ! All of a sudden yesterday I looked at my hand and thought I aged 60 years

Wear gloves when kneading! These are a good kind:
Amazon productPlease stand by. Amazon is showing an ad instead of the product for some reason
Goddammit Xenforo, stop converting my URL to a media link
Here's the raw URL:
Amazon productFuck it did it again

OK, In the following URL, substitute "amazon" for "xenforo_is_annoying":
http://www.xenforo_is_annoying.com/gp/product/B008RFQ96O

Here, this works:
Vinyl Gloves on Amazon
I beat you, XenForo, bitch! Whaddya think about that?

 

[verticity]

Here is a great rock song that celebrates the day of the week it is today. When you listen to this, it is important that you play it loudly on headphones or half-decent speakers. If you play it on crappy speakers, or fully-decent speakers, you might not get the full effect.

 

[kilakila]

Fortunately, in these crazy times, New Zealand continues to be a bastion of sanity, eh @Henry:

I fly Air New Zealand just for their safety videos.

 

[Bubba Bula]

Would hate to be the male anglerfish attached to that!

Prolly what an ashley madison woman looks like.

 

[sɥɐʞɐs]

wo0 Friday!
I'm diggin that music/video.
I've got my own work of art to unveil.

 

[verticity]

Hey, it's a serious meditation about death and birth and the cycle of life. Or something.
Or not..
"Me: a kind of fascinating but creepy older woman with lots of jewerly and a light bulb dangling in front of my face connected to my head. I enjoy reading the works of Kafka, Hip-Hip music, castrating men, and long walks on the beach, provided the sand is black.
You: Diminutive, needy, look good in jeans"

 

[verticity]

wo0 Friday!
I'm diggin that music/video.
I've got my own work of art to unveil.
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But can he dance?

 

[sɥɐʞɐs]

But can he dance?

do the Harpleton

 

[avahZ]

There goes the rest of my brain... HAY more room for kava!

 

[Zac Imiola (Herbalist)]

Fucking amazing haha.

 

[VictoryRider]

do the Harpleton
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@Deleted User, are you just gonna take that???

 

[VictoryRider]

Instead of "giving head" it's called "taking head"

<crosses legs, very, VERY tightly>

 

[verticity]

<crosses legs, very, VERY tightly>

Wait, in what possible context would I have said that? [Checks link] Oh, that... Yes, I did say that, but you need to provide some context, dude..

 

[Zac Imiola (Herbalist)]

Ya im looking for it!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[verticity]

And I will reiterate that I did not have sexual relations with that moth!

 

[Zac Imiola (Herbalist)]

Yes you did...

 

[verticity]

Ya im looking for it!!!!!!!!!!!!

Click the kind of dagger looking thing next to my name at the top of the quote: ↑

 

[verticity]

Yes you did...

Are you calling me a moth(er)fucker?