I Love Kava Friday Flatulence Friday

[TikiGonzo]

OMG I'm dying over here (with laughter, not uh...the root, yet).

 

[verticity]

OMG I'm dying over here (with laughter, not uh...the root, yet).

Legendary writer, Hunter Tiki Thompson, died today, when he he locked himself in the bathroom and asphyxiated himself with his own flatulence. This is a tragic ending to a career that spawned the term "gonzo journalism" which means performing journalism under the influence of a massive pharmacopeia of psychoactives, some of which probably make you fart a lot.

 

[Kojo Douglas]

I'm protesting this thread out of a respect for human decency.

What's that I smell? Whoops, I just squanched.

 

[Squanch72]

Just imagine how bad it must be when a Skunk Ape farts...

 

[50ShadesOfKava]

Idiocracy Movie reference for the day.

 

[Kojo Douglas]

Hmmm....

 

[verticity]

Just imagine how bad it must be when a Skunk Ape farts...

If they are actually vegetarians, then maybe not that bad. They are vegetarians, right?

 

[verticity]

Idiocracy Movie reference for the day.

I do think that is the future of filmmaking!

 

[verticity]

Idiocracy Movie reference for the day.

 

[50ShadesOfKava]

 

[Capitán Bastos]

Repost from the Shoutbox a while back:

Vegetarian dog food?

 

[verticity]

Vegetarian dog food?

Du hast recht. Während des Krieges wurde deutsche Hundefutter aus Kartoffeln.

 

[Capitán Bastos]

Du hast recht. Während des Krieges wurde deutsche Hundefutter aus Kartoffeln.

Hahahaha

Du hast recht. Während des Krieges wurde deutsche Hundefutter aus Kartoffeln.

Meine Liebe, süße, kleine und amerikanische Schlampe. Ich sehe gans durch Ihre Windeln für Erwachsene. Hunde nie isst Kartoffeln. Sie sind willkommen, Mein Hehr, um zu versuchen, einen Hund zu bekommen Kartoffeln zu essen, aber ich fürchte, dass Ihr Hund diese fetten Würsten hängen von Ihren Händen zieht.

 

[verticity]

Hahahaha

Meine Liebe, süße, kleine und amerikanische Schlampe. Ich sehe gans durch Ihre Windeln für Erwachsene. Hunde nie isst Kartoffeln. Sie sind willkommen, Mein Hehr, um zu versuchen, einen Hund zu bekommen Kartoffeln zu essen, aber ich fürchte, dass Ihr Hund diese fetten Würsten hängen von Ihren Händen zieht.

"My dear, sweet, little and American bitch. I see goose by your adult diapers. Dogs never eats potatoes. You are welcome to My Hehr to try a dog to get potatoes to eat, but I'm afraid that your dog those fat sausages hang from your hands pulling."​

So you noticed the goose by my adult diapers? I can explain...
Zum Glück habe ich nicht einen Hund.

 

[Capitán Bastos]

"My dear, sweet, little and American bitch. I see goose by your adult diapers. Dogs never eats potatoes. You are welcome to My Hehr to try a dog to get potatoes to eat, but I'm afraid that your dog those fat sausages hang from your hands pulling."​

So you noticed the goose by my adult diapers? I can explain...
Zum Glück habe ich nicht einen Hund.

Haha
I messed up, I was supposed to write
Ich sehe durch Ihre Windeln für Erwachsene.
"I see through your adult diapers."
It's a metaphorical metaphor.
Of course you don't own a dog, why would a female dog own another dog? That would be slavery.

 

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...
Of course you don't own a dog, why would a female dog own another dog? ...

Because she (I) is (am) a bitch?

 

[Capitán Bastos]

Because she is a bitch?

So you are the ownee?
I fell for you brah

 

[Capitán Bastos]

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