I Love Kava Friday Today is

[Deleted User01]

It's snowing here. 5-10 inches are predicted. Maybe I can go ice fishing.

Friday Poll:
Please complete the following sentence:
"Fuck me sideways with"

I highly recommend the pineapple. Not that I've ever tried it ... but I think it melds with our tropical them here.

 

[Jerome]

The Texas state fish is brisket.

If you could pull those out of the water it'd fish for'em!

 

[blindy107]

Yeah...my wife might learn to fish as well if that were the case.

 

[Jerome]

Yeah...my wife might learn to fish as well if that were the case.

I've got corned beef in the crock pot right now. I know I'm a day late, but its hard for me to get back to work after the Guinness and gluttony that will occur tonight!

 

[blindy107]

Yeah I was gonna do mine today as well but my allergies are out of control and I wouldn't be able to taste anything. So I'll wait

 

[Jerome]

Yeah I was gonna do mine today as well but my allergies are out of control and I wouldn't be able to taste anything. So I'll wait

Ahh spring, tree sperm everywhere.

 

[Deleted User01]

Ahh spring, tree sperm everywhere.

My swimming pool specializes in capturing tree sperm and leaves too! That pool ain't no one trick pony. And being from Texas, I feel @blindy107 pain. Everyone is talking hoarse and sneezing. Pretty gruesome around here. Sometimes I get up in the middle of the night and sneeze like a machine gun. And I says, where the heck did that come from?

 

[Jerome]

My swimming pool specializes in capturing tree sperm and leaves too! That pool ain't no one trick pony. And being from Texas, I feel @blindy107 pain. Everyone is talking hoarse and sneezing. Pretty gruesome around here. Sometimes I get up in the middle of the night and sneeze like a machine gun. And I says, where the heck did that come from?

We call it "Florida Snow". All the cars are yellow. You can actually see clouds of pollen billowing out of the live oaks. Pollen used to cripple me as a kid with allergies and asthma, but now it doesn't even tickle my nose. But I feel for you guys! twenty years of my life were spent with antihistamines and inhalers.

 

[Deleted User01]

Yeah @Jerome, you ain't kidding. I drove my wifes "yellow" truck today. The pool looks like it has a layer of algae but I know that yellow is just pollen. I have to go out at least once a day to empty the filters and it only just started. Oh yeah, the worse is still to come. But when all this spring hardship ends for us (we have a huge yard with huge oak trees and really nice garden), then we are seriously going fishin'. That's what I keep promising her so she can keep a stiff upper lip and keep plowing along.

Dang, just talking about it is making my eyes burn. But every Kava user has at least one bottle of eye drops nearby.

 

[Jerome]

Yeah @Jerome, you ain't kidding. I drove my wifes "yellow" truck today. The pool looks like it has a layer of algae but I know that yellow is just pollen. I have to go out at least once a day to empty the filters and it only just started. Oh yeah, the worse is still to come. But when all this spring hardship ends for us (we have a huge yard with huge oak trees and really nice garden), then we are seriously going fishin'. That's what I keep promising her so she can keep a stiff upper lip and keep plowing along.

Dang, just talking about it is making my eyes burn. But every Kava user has at least one bottle of eye drops nearby.

What kind of fish do you get in Texas fresh water?

 

[avahZ]

No kava for me today, bit of a stomach bug had me painting one of the bushes last night. Have a shell for me guys!

 

[kavadude]

What kind of fish do you get in Texas fresh water?

river roaches.

 

[Zac Imiola (Herbalist)]

I will !
Guys local honey as close to where you live as possible is a huge help for allergies from native species .
Why? Each lick of honey has micro doses (vaccines practically ) of almost every plant that grows around you and flowers. This causes your body to build a nice immunity to the pollens around you

 

[Squanch72]

I will !
Guys local honey as close to where you live as possible is a huge help for allergies from native species .
Why? Each lick of honey has micro doses (vaccines practically ) of almost every plant that grows around you and flowers. This causes your body to build a nice immunity to the pollens around you

It's those damn neanderthal genes effen us up.

 

[Zac Imiola (Herbalist)]

Must be !

 

[Squanch72]

Now it is Friday!

 

[Bubba Bula]

It's snowing here. 5-10 inches are predicted. Maybe I can go ice fishing.

Friday Poll:
Please complete the following sentence:
"Fuck me sideways with"

1. "A lunchbox"
2. "An insulated lunch bag"
3. "A pineapple"
   
4. "A New Zealand prickly pear"
5. "Nothing, just fuck me sideways"

Snowing? You're shi**ing me. Snow? You got to move somewhere else. That is just plain wrong.

 

[Bubba Bula]

You're in texas @Deleted User01 ? I hear they have good redfish fishing along the Texas coast, and I believe there are snook as well.

Mmmm. I'd love me some New Orleans style blackened redfish.

 

[Bubba Bula]

My swimming pool specializes in capturing tree sperm and leaves too! That pool ain't no one trick pony. And being from Texas, I feel @blindy107 pain. Everyone is talking hoarse and sneezing. Pretty gruesome around here. Sometimes I get up in the middle of the night and sneeze like a machine gun. And I says, where the heck did that come from?

Ha ha capturing free sperm. Reminds me of a story I read about a Manhattan spa. Eeeew.
http://nypost.com/2016/03/06/inside-the-sleezy-spa-where-everyone-has-underwater-sex/

 

[verticity]

I will !
Guys local honey as close to where you live as possible is a huge help for allergies from native species .
Why? Each lick of honey has micro doses (vaccines practically ) of almost every plant that grows around you and flowers. This causes your body to build a nice immunity to the pollens around you

Or you could just go to a local beehive and let a bunch of bees sting you to get "innoculated"