Felt like Caitlyn Jenner today

[Squanch72]

While out shopping and paying for my knee high stockings for straining. Good times!

 

[greenbeen]

You got the stockings for straining. But what did you get the matching stilleto heels for?

 

[Squanch72]

You got the stockings for straining. But what did you get the matching stilleto heels for?

Because they matched my fabulous purse of course.

 

[verticity]

You got the stockings for straining. But what did you get the matching stilleto heels for?

The heels are for kneading with; they are used kind of like a potato masher.
And the brassieres I assume are also used in some way in the kava preparation process --- drinking out of the cups maybe?

 

[verticity]

While out shopping and paying for my knee high stockings for straining. Good times!

Me: [Averts eye's from cashier] mumble mumble "They're for my wife..." [awkward silence] "OK, they're for me. I'm using them for a craft project" [more silence] "I'm actually using them kind of like teabags, to make a.. um.."

Cashier: "Excuse me, sir, did you say something?"

Me: "Um, just talking to myself."

Cashier: "Thank you, have a nice day sir!"

 

[24601]

I've never had anyone make a comment about me buying ladies stockings. I found ankle high stockings at a dollar store and they're pretty decent and cheap. Just look 'em in the eye.

 

[Squanch72]

I've never had anyone make a comment about me buying ladies stockings. I found ankle high stockings at a dollar store and they're pretty decent and cheap. Just look 'em in the eye.

Dollar General, where I bought my pair. Tourist season in a rural town so it was packed.
FYI the fishnets don't strain very well

 

[greenbeen]

LOL

 

[greenbeen]

Fyi the g string is what i use to tie the ankle highs above the part filled with kava. Just saying.

 

[Squanch72]

Fyi the g string is what i use to tie the ankle highs above the part filled with kava. Just saying.

Oh you use the banana hammock method, nice!

 

[Blippy5]

Dollar General, where I bought my pair. Tourist season in a rural town so it was packed.
FYI the fishnets don't strain very well

But they look fabulous!

 

[verticity]

I've never had anyone make a comment about me buying ladies stockings. I found ankle high stockings at a dollar store and they're pretty decent and cheap. Just look 'em in the eye.

Yeah, they truly don't care. Customer buying thing. OK. Next customer. When is my break? I just get self conscious sometimes.

 

[sɥɐʞɐs]

I feel ya, we've all been there man. We've all bought those nylons for straining....we've all bought that pink sparkly chapstick to protect our lips from the dry kava dermopathy, ya know,...we've all purchased that nice evening gown to protect our real clothes from kava droplets getting all over. Standard stuff for a ro0t-head, right guys ? .....guys,...right??

 

[kavadude]

"Women wear what they want and so do I" - Eddie Izzard, future Mayor of London

 

[Squanch72]

I feel ya, we've all been there man. We've all bought those nylons for straining....we've all bought that pink sparkly chapstick to protect our lips from the dry kava dermopathy, ya know,...we've all purchased that nice evening gown to protect our real clothes from kava droplets getting all over. Standard stuff for a ro0t-head, right guys ? .....guys,...right??

I'm a Kavrosexual and I demand equal rights!

 

[Squanch72]

Now when all the family get's together to celebrate Father's Day later, I can guarantee the girlfriend will take great pleasure in bringing up my new Cait Strain method during dinner. LOL.

 

[Deleted User01]

Thanks to Jenner, innocent Kava drinkers everywhere are going to get raised eyebrows every time they buy stockings. But it's worth it because you are going to look
fabulous darling.