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Fiscally Prudent Fellow

dood. ive noticed that the second wash cycle with stone is still wikid strong. how many cycles can you get outta stone? i suspect its more than two...why, you ask, do i wanna know? cuz im a cheap fuck. thats why. haha. waste not want not.
 

Vekta

Notorious Lightweight
Review Maestro
It's a good thing with kava. It can get expensive. Get all you can out of it.


2 washes, maybe three. I rarely can even get to a 3rd wash.
 

Nihilist

Kava Enthusiast
I quit doing more than one wash because I noticed kava gets an odd smell and flavor after a few hours. I really don't know what to call it.

I don't think there's anything wrong with it. It just puts me off.
 
yea dude. your so right it can get expensive. the kava plants of the world are probably endangered by now thanks to my kava habits. i just finished a bowl of 2nd cycle stone, and just squeezed out a bowl of fresh root and took down a shell. with that fresh root, im gonna try an experiment and go for three cycles. best case scenario, i get yet another bowl to choke back. worst case scenario, nothin drinkable but my kung fu death grip gets even more terrifyingly deadly. either way, win/win. thanks for yer inputs.
 

Vekta

Notorious Lightweight
Review Maestro
Nah, for every 1 they uproot they plant something like 5+ if I remember right.
 
yea i was just kiddin about them kava plants goin extinct. haha. but oi, experiment results on that third wash: garbage water. tasted like trash, no vibes to speak of. pishaw... well i learned that lesson the hard way with much squeezing and gagging. bah. these things are good to know...
 

Ed!

Kava Enthusiast
I store up three sessions worth of second-wash kava for that third wash and it's still never really up to par. It seems that two really good uses are just about all you can get out of kava before it turns to dish water.
 
how the hell did the name of this thread degenerate from its once accurate and glorious title "cheap mother fucker" into the prim and g rated "fiscally prudent fellow"? crikey. were all adults here. no need to keep it disney calibur. fiscally prudent does not describe me. that would suggest being smart with money. oooh no. im a cheap mother fucker. as in i dont wanna spend shit, even when i have to. beyond stingy. bah. lame. its just "the man" tryin to keep me down, maaaan.....
 

kl.metacog

Kava Enthusiast
Maximizing the use of your kava doesn't make you a "cheap motherfucker", though. There maybe other things that you do that make you one, like stealing toilet paper from restrooms (what I do). Here at kavalounge savoring every last drop of root is an admirable quality; one of a fiscally prudent fellow :)
 
haha. no trying to get the most outta kava isnt what makes me a cheap motherfucker. being a cheap motherfucker is what makes me a cheap motherfucker. im a gutterpunk. i spent the majority of my life squatting and living for free, and true gutterpunx take pride in their cheapness and ability to live entirely without paying for hardly anything. i done that too: stealing shit tickets out of public bathrooms. haha. oi. all in all, i frown upon censorships,especially something needless like that. i didnt write FISCALLY PRUDENT FELLOW. i wrote CHEAP MOTHERFUCKER. thats altering my creativity against my will. there is nothing to be gained by changing the title into some 1950s gee willikers family friendly shit. thats all. BOO ON THAT SHIT. oi oi
 

Ed!

Kava Enthusiast
What does gutterpunk mean? You have an aroma of drain water and are grumpy about it? ;)
 

kl.metacog

Kava Enthusiast
I think gutterpunk is a colloqial variant of crust punk Ed.


And yo man, I lived on the streets as a dirty kid, busked squatted stole trainhopped and hitchhiked so I know where you're coming from, but we value manner here over creativity, man. You're like, killing the chill kava vibes yo. I'm sure there's some GG Allin forum out there where it's fine to say whatever the fuck ya want, but keep it at least PG-13 here yeah? ;)


Calling it Fiscally Prudent Fellow is just Prince Phillips being humorous. I'm sure cheap bastard would've been fine.
 
yea in our circle a gutterpunk is a strain of street punk. we use the term to differentiate from crusties, which are the worthless dope fiend kids who do nothing but get fucked up and have no souls. gutterpunks are the ones who still do shit (play in bands, create art, get involved with squats or whatever, write, etc).

in terms of yer point,  i feel ya, i suppose. cant say i agree, but bah. the manners vibe is killin my own to be truthful. but its for me to deal with. i try to listen to the message, not how its put across.

i have little idea of what "manners" even means, as a result of livin on the road with the harshest gnarliest wildest creatures known to mankind for over fifteen years. i cant be bothered to tone it down.  it takes extraordinary effort for me to not cuss or say twisted shit to make my point. its just how my spirit naturally expresses itself. so ultimately, ill probably just ditch this forum soon enough. no offense to any, but that prim and proper type shits corny. its a terrible look.

i let people rock as hard as they want. unfortunately, people cant give me the same respect. oh well. shit happens.

oi to the world...
 
actually, fuck it. after i post this entry, im deactivating my account. a place where i cannot express myself as i see fit is not the place for me. the few interactions i did have with some of you, i enjoyed thoroughly. there is good information on here, and some good people. i wish you all the best, and much love and good vibes i send to you. sorry my ruggedness upset your pristine chill vibes. you wont have to worry about it anymore. im gone. adios, folks. its been swell, but the swellings gone down.
 

Ed!

Kava Enthusiast
The only problem with being so coarse in manner is how easily it's seen as hostility, and how fearful folks are on the perception of kava, and in turn kava drinkers.


I think you're the kind of person I would get along very well with in real life. I haven't read any hostility into your posts, and I hate to be like "this isn't a good image for use to portray" but I also would like kava to become culturally accepted a bit more than being a misfit subculture, and I feel like we're at the stage where we can influence that.


I don't think anyone is trying to come down on you. Most of us here are philosophically where you're at with the "you do your thing and I do mine and we're cool" thing. I was surprised by how similar the group is in that regard despite disparate cultural and political leanings. "The man" isn't here.


Anyway, I hope you stick around. If you feel stifled by people being image-conscious on the forum then maybe spend some more time on the chat room. Since that conversation isn't like a billboard to the world no one is going to care about what people talk about and how.
 
no you miss the point. let me explain: crusties are junkies, crackheads, and alcoholics. they rob you, and generally are pieces of shit: parasites on the universe. no souls. they do nothing but steal everyones shit and do drugs. now gutterpunx, dont even use dope, crack, none of that. they may drink or trip, but it isnt their entire life. its to enhance life. gutterpunx play musick, draw, put out zines, get involved in anarchist rallies or whatever, make art, write, travel, and generally are really good hearted and fun people. theres a huge difference. im not against crusties cuz their different. im against them cuz they turn everything they touch to shit. wherever they go, things crumble. they suck everything dry and move on to do the same elsewhere.

and ultimately i dont tell crusties not to be crusties. despite their asshole ways, theyre still entitled to do their thing. myself, i just remove myself from their presence. at no point did i even mention respect in regards to them, so im not sure where you got that part about them not deserving any respect. i do not cast any serious judgements about them. i just observe their effects on the world around them. when crusties are afoot, you can guarantee that someone will get attacked, someone will get robbed, something will get broken, and someone wil likely get stabbed.

the crusty/gutterpunk dichotomy exists since they are two different breeds of street punx. thats all. just taxonomy, nothing more. hope that helps.
 
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