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Well Douglas, if Kava popularity increases and the price increases twofold, then we know who to blame. :LOL: By the way, at the bottom of that article there is a picture of a whale/elephant penis and the word Viagra. I'm getting really tired of seeing that damn ad. It's all over the internet. They must pay a decent ad rate to post it. I hate to mention the sex act mentioned in the same breath as Kava. Someone has a potty mouth. :D Oh well, I guess it's better than being stabbed in the liver with a sharp stick.:rolleyes:
 
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Hmm, maybe I'll set up a food truck and you could be the "industry expert". "Gasp! would you look at the size of that thing". :eek:
Yes sirree folks, step right up and you can also be a whale Kavasseur.
 

The Kap'n

The Groggy Kaptain (40g)
KavaForums Founder
Well Douglas, if Kava popularity increases and the price increases twofold, then we know who to blame. :LOL: By the way, at the bottom of that article there is a picture of a whale/elephant penis and the word Viagra. I'm getting really tired of seeing that damn ad. It's all over the internet. They must pay a decent ad rate to post it. I hate to mention the sex act mentioned in the same breath as Kava. Someone has a potty mouth. :D Oh well, I guess it's better than being stabbed in the liver with a sharp stick.:rolleyes:
LOL, the clam. I had to turn my ad blocker off to see it, but yeah, that's funny. I'm actually surprised they aren't using straight up porn.

Congrats on your mentions @Kavasseur! It gives me a warm feeling when I know one of our family is involved with an article. I know it would be on point.
 
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@Kavasseur, I think they do that so that people who google it, will land there. They are bound to get more hits from that than from the term "kava". Anyway, the point is that be careful what you ask for. The more popular the kava, the more stress on the supply, and thus more stress on our pocket book. Unless Mark Cuban and Da Sharks plan on investing in Kava Plantations. It takes too much land, and it takes too long to grow a plant with a small yield. MJ is way more cost effective to grow. But everyone here is a contrarian of sort, we always take the road less traveled and never do anything the easy way. :LOL:
 

TheKavaSociety

New Zealand
Kava Vendor
Rather amateurish journalism, but quite adequate for the quality of this website. The article is terribly written and not great for kava ("gets you fucked up!"), but the quotes from @Kavasseur are great and it's good they provide links to actual studies and publications (in addition to providing links to Kona Kava et al :( ).
 
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It depresses me that "getting fucked up" will be the thing that makes kava skyrocket in popularity and makes it harder to get. But you know what I do when I get depressed?
"Gulp, gulp, gulp. Awwwww". ::chugger::

PS. I needed that just to finish this darn EDI file for the Gov'mint anyway.
 

Travis

Kava Enthusiast
It kinda makes me mad that they call it a drug. I don't really see it as a drug. It could send the wrong message to people who want to get "fucked up". Or people who could actually benefit from it.
 

The Kap'n

The Groggy Kaptain (40g)
KavaForums Founder
It kinda makes me mad that they call it a drug. I don't really see it as a drug. It could send the wrong message to people who want to get "fucked up". Or people who could actually benefit from it.
While it's a drug in the way you can say "Coffee is a drug", it's far from a "get you messed up" substance. I think people who claim that it is are actually discrediting themselves more than they realize. Those people who are expecting that quick fix are going to get quite a nasty surprise when they harf down that first shell, and then come back and think that person was an idiot because it either did nothing at all or made them a bit sleepy. It's kava's natural abuse deterrent. I love that about kava.
 

Kavashua

Mmmm Kava
While it's a drug in the way you can say "Coffee is a drug", it's far from a "get you messed up" substance. I think people who claim that it is are actually discrediting themselves more than they realize. Those people who are expecting that quick fix are going to get quite a nasty surprise when they harf down that first shell, and then come back and think that person was an idiot because it either did nothing at all or made them a bit sleepy. It's kava's natural abuse deterrent. I love that about kava.
So many of these articles prove the author has zero experience with kava. The quotes can be quite entertaining like "It makes you feel groovy and it TASTES great!" My personal favorite was an article advocating that you add a teaspoon to a 1000 calorie post bodybuilding workout shake to feel the relaxing effect.
 

The Kap'n

The Groggy Kaptain (40g)
KavaForums Founder
So many of these articles prove the author has zero experience with kava. The quotes can be quite entertaining like "It makes you feel groovy and it TASTES great!" My personal favorite was an article advocating that you add a teaspoon to a 1000 calorie post bodybuilding workout shake to feel the relaxing effect.

"Pretty good".
 

Kojo Douglas

The Kavasseur
Hahaha. That's a great video.

That Kava bar used to have another store in San Diego. It was really, really expensive and they would wear you down trying to convince you to get into yoga or rock and crystal cults. To their credit, they did know quite a bit about Kava.
 
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