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Kava Curious
Hello, I became interested in Kava after learning about its calming effects and possible ability to make socialization a bit easier. As someone who is depressed on a regular basis and is horrified of social interaction, I thought it would be pretty cool to try it out. I ordered this kava (http://www.amazon.com/Better-Living-Products-Kava-Ultra-fine/dp/B001QA4UB8/ref=aag_m_pw_dp?ie=UTF8&m=A2NFK9LKOS5KCL) on Amazon because I didnt want to go through having to strain it out. Their website claimed this type had the highest concentration of kavalactones possible. I actually got pretty excited about it getting here, and I did a good amount of research on the effects and other people's experiences.
I'm a very small person (4'11", 90 lbs.), so I decided I'd try a little less than what most people were doing. I made a cup of passion fruit tea, let it cool all the way down, and put in a heaping spoonful of the powdered kava in as well as a good amount of stevia.
Now, I heard that kava tasted bad but nothing I think in the world could have prepared me for this. I have really, no exaggeration at all, never tasted anything so bad in my life. I drank it seven hours ago and I'm still having flashbacks to drinking it. I often heard of the tate being contributed to "earthy", but I would think of it more as "hellish". The passionfruit obiously wasnt a good choice. Even though this mizture was fine grained, I still had to stir it in between every sip. It was so gritty that I choked on it a couple of times while trying to gulp it down, which was not pleasant considering the taste. It did numb my tongue, lips, and back of throat slightly.
It took me about 20 minutes to finish drinking it. I didnt drink all of it. A lot settled to the bottom so I didnt drink all the way to the end. I was laying on my bed at that point with the windows open listening to music. After about two hours, I didnt feel any effect so I went down to try some more, this time in a smoothie. I put in a good amount of ice, milk (it was lactose free, I dont know if that matters), 10 strawberries, a whole apple, several tbsps of stevia, honey, and finally 2 heaping spoons of Kava. I blended it for maybe 2 minutes or less. I thought it would be enough to mask the flavor. No. Not even in the slightest. It was even stronger than my previous concoction. I was convinced for the kava to work, so bravely, I poured one cup of the concoction. I found it easier to swallow when holding my nose and taking sips of water in between. Even still, I was barely able to keep it down due to the texture and taste. Slowly enough I got pretty sleepy and was in a half-sleep for about an hour and a half. When I got up, I was a bit dizzy and felt slightly strange. I can compare it a lot to the feeling you get in your head when you have the flu- a little off, confused and dizzy. I found it very hard to focus on anything. I'm still feeling that feeling now- it took a lot of effort to try to type all this up. I was also very nauseous and had some heartburn. I haven't eaten anything all day and I have no appetite...
So, I didnt experience any real relaxation, euphoria, or anything. I'm just bored and unhappy as usual, even more because the taste has scarred me so much. Nevertheless, I'm going to try again tomorrow. I think. I'm thoroughly convinced, no joke, I will have a nightmare about drinking kava. I have a LOT of the smoothie I made left over so I'm going to have to drink that... Ick. I wasn't too surprised I didn't feel anything. Any sort of supplement I've ever taken before thats supposed to alter mood doesn't do anything. The one time I got laughing gas at the dentist it did absolutely zero. However, I'm still disappointed.
Any advice on how to make the taste better? Or how to feel more of the effects? Did I do anything wrong? I'm only 16 going on 17 so maybe that has something to do with it... Thanks in advance.
I'm a very small person (4'11", 90 lbs.), so I decided I'd try a little less than what most people were doing. I made a cup of passion fruit tea, let it cool all the way down, and put in a heaping spoonful of the powdered kava in as well as a good amount of stevia.
Now, I heard that kava tasted bad but nothing I think in the world could have prepared me for this. I have really, no exaggeration at all, never tasted anything so bad in my life. I drank it seven hours ago and I'm still having flashbacks to drinking it. I often heard of the tate being contributed to "earthy", but I would think of it more as "hellish". The passionfruit obiously wasnt a good choice. Even though this mizture was fine grained, I still had to stir it in between every sip. It was so gritty that I choked on it a couple of times while trying to gulp it down, which was not pleasant considering the taste. It did numb my tongue, lips, and back of throat slightly.
It took me about 20 minutes to finish drinking it. I didnt drink all of it. A lot settled to the bottom so I didnt drink all the way to the end. I was laying on my bed at that point with the windows open listening to music. After about two hours, I didnt feel any effect so I went down to try some more, this time in a smoothie. I put in a good amount of ice, milk (it was lactose free, I dont know if that matters), 10 strawberries, a whole apple, several tbsps of stevia, honey, and finally 2 heaping spoons of Kava. I blended it for maybe 2 minutes or less. I thought it would be enough to mask the flavor. No. Not even in the slightest. It was even stronger than my previous concoction. I was convinced for the kava to work, so bravely, I poured one cup of the concoction. I found it easier to swallow when holding my nose and taking sips of water in between. Even still, I was barely able to keep it down due to the texture and taste. Slowly enough I got pretty sleepy and was in a half-sleep for about an hour and a half. When I got up, I was a bit dizzy and felt slightly strange. I can compare it a lot to the feeling you get in your head when you have the flu- a little off, confused and dizzy. I found it very hard to focus on anything. I'm still feeling that feeling now- it took a lot of effort to try to type all this up. I was also very nauseous and had some heartburn. I haven't eaten anything all day and I have no appetite...
So, I didnt experience any real relaxation, euphoria, or anything. I'm just bored and unhappy as usual, even more because the taste has scarred me so much. Nevertheless, I'm going to try again tomorrow. I think. I'm thoroughly convinced, no joke, I will have a nightmare about drinking kava. I have a LOT of the smoothie I made left over so I'm going to have to drink that... Ick. I wasn't too surprised I didn't feel anything. Any sort of supplement I've ever taken before thats supposed to alter mood doesn't do anything. The one time I got laughing gas at the dentist it did absolutely zero. However, I'm still disappointed.
Any advice on how to make the taste better? Or how to feel more of the effects? Did I do anything wrong? I'm only 16 going on 17 so maybe that has something to do with it... Thanks in advance.