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My kava will give you wings, oh wait that's some kind of bull that does that, not kava. You will become immortal in the sense that your drinking kava clones from thousands of years ago and kava farmers around the Pacific are perpetuating this cloning and for my part I want it to go on for ever. So ya your possibly drinking kava and that could is well on it's way to becoming immortal.
Does that make sense? I know that my kava will make you happy.
Aloha.
Chris
kavamehameha
Magnum's 'awa drinking bird
Not really... But let me drink that shell.Does that make sense?
... gulp ... gulp ...
Ah, now I see what you mean!
kasa_balavu
Yaqona Dina
Sorry to disappoint you, but this can't be done
Kava stems are soft and fleshy on the inside. When cut stems aren't regrown, the insides rot away first leaving a very brittle hollow straw.
As for the roots, they're soft and bendy.
Zaphod
Kava Lover
Exactly. To that point I don't see other vendors supplying how much kava they are importing, selling via web versus in-store, total revenue, expenses, the names of their suppliers and locations or for that matter the exact GPS locations of the secret Fiji Island that has unlimited supply of a certain older kava.
nickbroken
Kava Enthusiast
Noooo my dreams are crushed.Sorry to disappoint you, but this can't be done
Kava stems are soft and fleshy on the inside. When cut stems aren't regrown, the insides rot away first leaving a very brittle hollow straw.
As for the roots, they're soft and bendy.
I have been in logging and woodworking for many many years, I have learned from world experts, if you really wanted to you could cast it in resin, that might work. I think I might try that, grow a nice long beard, get a nice long wizards hat and walk around with my giant kava staff.
But the resin might really. I still have some stalks from that kava, I like to keep them to show people in person when they come to visit my farm here at home. Aloha.
Chris
Yes @Deleted User01 your correct but do you realize that the kava staff is hollow and is also a giant kava straw. That is really what @nickbroken wanted to use it for, there is a giant kava lake not too far from my kava farm but it is a long hike all up hill, I have to wonder how @nickbroken knew about my secret kava lake?I got your giant kava staff ..
"On todays episode of Woodworking with Wizards, Chris will show off his new Wizards hat while Jman shows us his Giant Kava Staff. This will be followed by a short interruption while security quickly ushers Jman from the studio set. Then @nickbroken will show us how to drink kava from a kava straw."
Oh well, I guess he used google earth, he must have been following me using google earth when I went to get my daily kava from my secret kava lake. Hay Nick, I'll share it with you but don't tell anyone where it is. Aloha.
Chris
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nickbroken
Kava Enthusiast
Lol I bet there would be a market for those. I'd totally buy one, a Kava staff, you just need to put a crystal on top and boom. You could totally get away with the wizard beard and hat though I have always thought of you as the Yoda of Kava.I have been in logging and woodworking for many many years, I have learned from world experts, if you really wanted to you could cast it in resin, that might work. I think I might try that, grow a nice long beard, get a nice long wizards hat and walk around with my giant kava staff.
But the resin might really. I still have some stalks from that kava, I like to keep them to show people in person when they come to visit my farm here at home. Aloha.
Chris
nickbroken
Kava Enthusiast
uh oh they are on to me.Yes @Deleted User01 your correct but do you realize that the kava staff is hollow and is also a giant kava straw. That is really what @nickbroken wanted to use it for, there is a giant kava lake not too far from my kava farm but it is a long hike all up hill, I have to wonder how @nickbroken knew about my secret kava lake?
Aloha.
Chris
kavamehameha
Magnum's 'awa drinking bird
"If kava you drink, use this staff you must!"
A wizard or a pimp, depending on the outfit.
kasa_balavu
Yaqona Dina
A wizard or a pimp, depending on the outfit.
kavamehameha
Magnum's 'awa drinking bird
... and then marry them?
See. I knew this was going to happen. That kava lake I was telling you about, well I hiked up there to get my nightly shells of kava and look what I found----Yes @Deleted User01 your correct but do you realize that the kava staff is hollow and is also a giant kava straw. That is really what @nickbroken wanted to use it for, there is a giant kava lake not too far from my kava farm but it is a long hike all up hill, I have to wonder how @nickbroken knew about my secret kava lake?
Aloha.
Chris
That is me in there and it is empty, driza bone, I guess @nickbroken was real thirsty.
This actually was a reservoir that was built way back in the old sugar plantation days, the owner is planning on adding another 20 feet going up and then refilling it. This would hold a lot of kava.
Aloha.
Chris
nickbroken
Kava Enthusiast
Hey I have anxiety, and it gives me a dry mouth so I need to drink something. Might as well be a reservoir of kava.See. I knew this was going to happen. That kava lake I was telling you about, well I hiked up there to get my nightly shells of kava and look what I found----
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That is me in there and it is empty, driza bone, I guess @nickbroken was real thirsty.
This actually was a reservoir that was built way back in the old sugar plantation days, the owner is planning on adding another 20 feet going up and then refilling it. This would hold a lot of kava.
Aloha.
Chris
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