I know this is a old post. I tend to enjoy kavas that remind me to laugh and gigle while also being phyiscally relaxed. Someone on reddit I think nailed it sugesting after i went about experiencing a bunch of Kavas I prefer ones that are smooth and tastey with a good case of silly, and compfortable amount of energy
I have found I can also now enjoy 11 year waka in moderation:
Ginger tea, with pepto and chilled whater that's been soaking cucumber and mint in it. I haven't a clue why that mixture does it for saying to my body not to be have first mantazumas revent, then the yellow emperors great marble throne, followed by cortezes victory, and WuKong's sleep.
(And appartently WuKongs humor)
As to apatite: that is a weird one. This just a glass or two of this Chiefs Choice and I have a urge to snack, weirdly in my case I'll get a weird yen for chips, or fruits, and ocasionally poporn. Someone in a sperate thread was guessing that might be because some Kavas have something sort of like asprin in them.
So basically if your body isn't busing managing bruises, cuts or in my cause what's turning out to be bit of Arthridus (because the Kava's repairing it) it might be saying:
(in my best/worst poe voice): AAAWWESOME!! and then we ran out of protiens. That's just their guess