Squanch72
Kava Vendor
Giggles, Mrs. Squanch always cracks up because big always refer to 7/11's as Turkey Hills. Pull in the Turkey Hill babe, or I am going up the Turkey Hill, ya wany anything.When asked Wawa or Sheetz, the Squanchmeister answers: Turkey Hill.
You are truly a son of the Keystone State. May Joe Paterno's eternal blessings shine down upon you. May you never get stuck behind an Amish buggy, hit a pothole, or miss the first day of deer season. And may all the weddings you attend be held in fire stations.
Now for Joe Paterno I am not religious but I hope there is some time of higher consciousness justice demon out there in the universe with a spiky phallic piece, pushing Joe's ass in for all of eternity for his part in what happened to those poor molested kids. Sorry to rant but I loathe him and all those that looked away during those awful events. Like all those parents who trusted priests way too mich with their children.
I take two annual trips up to PA. The bummer is I got for fourth of July for one trip and I am always one week short of bazaar season.
What is 100 feet long and only has one tooth?
The potato pancake line at the Noxen Fireman's bazaar.