Intrepidus_dux
Kava O.G.
This is my third wash of Squanch's Waka blender prep. I want to show you how strong it still is because it makes my heart so happy.
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Kava Preparation Squanch is an oily grog!
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Krunkie McKrunkface
Kava Connoisseur
Yup, like what you find in little puddles under a 92 Honda Accord, but the taste is a bit more harsh.
Squanch in a blender prep is a very powerful kind of krunk, IME. I like to do 4 TBS in 2/3 liquid, half water half coconut milk. Still tastes like, em.... Squanch. But I can get it down. I'll repeat it once every 45 minutes to an hour, but adding a fresh TBS root to the old stuff, same liquid ratio (I blend for 30 seconds then let it sit for 10 minutes then strain) . I can keep it going like that for 5 iterations. I think I might have done a 6th once. It's quite something, IAE. Bula!
Squanch in a blender prep is a very powerful kind of krunk, IME. I like to do 4 TBS in 2/3 liquid, half water half coconut milk. Still tastes like, em.... Squanch. But I can get it down. I'll repeat it once every 45 minutes to an hour, but adding a fresh TBS root to the old stuff, same liquid ratio (I blend for 30 seconds then let it sit for 10 minutes then strain) . I can keep it going like that for 5 iterations. I think I might have done a 6th once. It's quite something, IAE. Bula!
Intrepidus_dux
Kava O.G.
Krunkie McKrunkface
Kava Connoisseur
yup four minutes of blending will work. And then you can just strain right away and chug. If you do the shorter blending then it does have to sit for a while after. What I do is 5 quick one second pulses, then a 20 second long pulse, then 5 more short 1 second pulses, then, as I say, it has to sit for ten minutes before straining. No benefit to letting it sit longer, though.
Intrepidus_dux
Kava O.G.
Fabulous, bula!I love it, nothing else to add to it
Welcome back Krunky.I love it, nothing else to add to it
Bula! 
BULA!Welcome back Krunky.
I have yet to try his lawena. How are the effects of it?BULA!
It's lighter then the Waka, better suited for regular use or someone returning from the war on dermo
. It's potent as well, but definitely not as much as the Waka.
kastom_lif
Kava Lover
I love when the 'tones leave pretty swirl pattern on the bottom of the blender.
superspeedkit
Kava Curious
Yea, I have a nutri ninja and just leave it on for a minute. Ended up stopping that method since the dermo got kind of bad. I'll have to give it another go with 15 seconds instead.
Intrepidus_dux
Kava O.G.
My blender isn't very powerful or sharp. It just makes a nice mud. I wouldn't use my blender for smoothies or ice or anything. It just does lots of swirling.
Krunkaroo
Kava Enthusiast
Well, Vitamix is a powerful machine, you might want to leave it in the nutri ninja for 30 seconds. Best of luck!
recentreturn
Kava Enthusiast
Okay, so I finally tried this stuff. I have to say I am impressed by all the things noted in the above observations: price, potency, the strength of the second wash. However, man... I hate to say anything negative, but I guess I'm not saying anything that hasn't been said above... that taste. It isn't bad in the sense of the kava itself tasting bad because of being too peppery or to bitter... It tastes like the roots were pulled out of the dirt and thrown straight into the grinder with big clods of topsoil on them...
Krunkie McKrunkface
Kava Connoisseur
Squanch tastes like new jersey's old gym socks.
Squanch72
Kava Vendor