nickbroken
Kava Enthusiast
Well I finally ordered some Squanch waka, I am pretty sure Mr. Squanch was getting tired of me telling him that I was ordering, just not to do it, but I have repented and it is time to write a very poor review.
Top
Well off the top I feel good, actually really good, my mind is abuzz and alive with all the endless possibilities that the world can bring, which will most likely be me sitting here drinking more Squanch. This is not a fully heady Kava, it is very balanced I am getting a piece of everything and it is delectable. Music is dancing across my soul and it is telling me to get up and dance, which is terrible because I literally have no physical rhythm outside of munching chips in a monotone manner. I find most Kava introspective if it doesn't really have and Squanch waka is no exception to this. Right now I am thinking about how strange life is, it's strange to be alive, strange for all the things that are going on in this current day and age are becoming the norm where 20 years ago we couldn't even fathom them. Sometimes I think that reality is an illusion. a computer simulation made to keep us entertained ala matrix. If this is the case then I wish it would simulate some more of this Squanch because it is Squanching good. I feel it behind the eyes and forehead, which I have felt for a good long while my mind is surprisingly clear, this kava is very clean. I really don't know why anyone complains about the taste, most likely my taste buds were burnt off years ago from the great sobriety was of '15. Does anyone feel the way I do? Does anyone want to jump on their roof and yell? Possibly fall off after and feel no pain because this lovely little gift if working the pain receptors saying "hey nickbroken, it won't hurt I promise!" Squanch is a fickle mistress. On a separate note I was a bit depressed earlier, but after drinking this I really feel no lingering effects of melancholy. If you drink too much you are prone to space out as I just did for the last 10 minutes.
Bottom
As I said very balanced even for how heady it is, I feel the hugs of a million tiny Squanchs all over my body and because of their fur, it's a very warm hug. I feel that wonderful hugging while I breathe sensation, not like I am being smothered, but more like my lungs and chest is being massaged, a Fijian massage also, the most benevolent of mistress Squanch is, lulling me into a false sense of security, needless to say, if the enemy were to strike right now I wouldn't use some witty quip from the 80's, the tumultuous villain would merely get a "meh" not even capitalized nor punctuated. They would leave and come back later when I was ready to deal with them, because right now I am only ready to deal with my bed, maybe some music, maybe some Netflix, we will see what Squanch allows me to do. Decent painkiller, I was a little sore earlier, but right now I am feeling alright, the tension in my muscles from a pain in the ace day is starting to unraveled themselves unwillingly. I could really use a massage though, anyone in Canada? Not you.
Whole
In the day and age where kava prices are rising, but the quality isn't rising to meet the dollar increase I would say Squanch is a top 3 bang for your buck Kava,
If you want something balanced, something that gives back to your incensant habit than look no further than this wonderful waka. I should get the Lawena in a weekish, who knows I ordered a day after this one and for some reason Customs/USPS doesn't want to let go of it so we will see what happens, needless to say I can't wait to taste it because this kava has truly lived up to the hype.
Top
Well off the top I feel good, actually really good, my mind is abuzz and alive with all the endless possibilities that the world can bring, which will most likely be me sitting here drinking more Squanch. This is not a fully heady Kava, it is very balanced I am getting a piece of everything and it is delectable. Music is dancing across my soul and it is telling me to get up and dance, which is terrible because I literally have no physical rhythm outside of munching chips in a monotone manner. I find most Kava introspective if it doesn't really have and Squanch waka is no exception to this. Right now I am thinking about how strange life is, it's strange to be alive, strange for all the things that are going on in this current day and age are becoming the norm where 20 years ago we couldn't even fathom them. Sometimes I think that reality is an illusion. a computer simulation made to keep us entertained ala matrix. If this is the case then I wish it would simulate some more of this Squanch because it is Squanching good. I feel it behind the eyes and forehead, which I have felt for a good long while my mind is surprisingly clear, this kava is very clean. I really don't know why anyone complains about the taste, most likely my taste buds were burnt off years ago from the great sobriety was of '15. Does anyone feel the way I do? Does anyone want to jump on their roof and yell? Possibly fall off after and feel no pain because this lovely little gift if working the pain receptors saying "hey nickbroken, it won't hurt I promise!" Squanch is a fickle mistress. On a separate note I was a bit depressed earlier, but after drinking this I really feel no lingering effects of melancholy. If you drink too much you are prone to space out as I just did for the last 10 minutes.
Bottom
As I said very balanced even for how heady it is, I feel the hugs of a million tiny Squanchs all over my body and because of their fur, it's a very warm hug. I feel that wonderful hugging while I breathe sensation, not like I am being smothered, but more like my lungs and chest is being massaged, a Fijian massage also, the most benevolent of mistress Squanch is, lulling me into a false sense of security, needless to say, if the enemy were to strike right now I wouldn't use some witty quip from the 80's, the tumultuous villain would merely get a "meh" not even capitalized nor punctuated. They would leave and come back later when I was ready to deal with them, because right now I am only ready to deal with my bed, maybe some music, maybe some Netflix, we will see what Squanch allows me to do. Decent painkiller, I was a little sore earlier, but right now I am feeling alright, the tension in my muscles from a pain in the ace day is starting to unraveled themselves unwillingly. I could really use a massage though, anyone in Canada? Not you.
Whole
In the day and age where kava prices are rising, but the quality isn't rising to meet the dollar increase I would say Squanch is a top 3 bang for your buck Kava,
If you want something balanced, something that gives back to your incensant habit than look no further than this wonderful waka. I should get the Lawena in a weekish, who knows I ordered a day after this one and for some reason Customs/USPS doesn't want to let go of it so we will see what happens, needless to say I can't wait to taste it because this kava has truly lived up to the hype.
