Well, I don't know, if beta blockers aren't allowed, kava probably isn't allowed either. They are both drugs. Possibly they don't want you to have any drugs in your system.
You are to be commended for wanting to help your fellow man and attempting to donate plasma. You are a good citizen for sure. But the facts are that you can't without taking drugs so I say, "Don't do it". Instead, why don't you try to encourage others to do it? It's not your fault that anxiety gets the better of you but you can still make lemonade and make this a better world for everyone to live in. If anyone else asks you why you don't do it, you can always tell them you are on medication and have been rejected. Let them know you tried but it couldn't happen. Everyone has to know their limitations but there are lots of ways to get around them and still accomplish the same thing.If you are bleeding to death, honestly, you don't want anything in the blood to interfere with the healing process and the large quantity of drugs and morphine that they are already pumping into your system. That's why I say ixnay to doing kava before giving blood. Now if I just wanted to relax, I would definitely ask for a pint of @Kapmkrunks blood. Just ask for a pint of The Kapm's Finest.Buy the way if I EVER need blood I want you guys to give it too me. Can be useful if its full of Kava!!!
It shore is relaxin'.
Yes, actually, recent research, published in the Journal of British Science, demonstrated that smoking a joint is equivalent to 1 hour of aerobic exercise. Of course the government doesn't want you to know about that, nor about the fact that rectally administered MJ can cure hemorrhoids.
Kapm's blood, sprinkled with @shakas skin dust is the bomb.If you are bleeding to death, honestly, you don't want anything in the blood to interfere with the healing process and the large quantity of drugs and morphine that they are already pumping into your system. That's why I say ixnay to doing kava before giving blood. Now if I just wanted to relax, I would definitely ask for a pint of @Kapmkrunks blood. Just ask for a pint of The Kapm's Finest.
maybe on heart rate.... It doesn't increase metabolism... The statement seems misleading
But this was published in the prestigious Journal of British Science (aka Journal of BS)!
). I don't know if you were joking or not because it actually makes sense however I do want to warn the Newbies of one other thing. Do not under any circumstances try doing a Kava enema. A guy in another forum actual did that a few years back and ended up in the hospital. I think the macas are like sandpaper in your guts or maybe razors. Anyway, you get the idea.
Yes, newbies beware that anything I say that is not about kava has a high likelihood of being facetious. Or really anything I say about anything at all. Best not to take advice from an anthropomorphic magnet on the Internet, in case that wasn't obvious.@verticity, on that rectally administered MJ for hemmies (as I affectionately call them
And so an innocent thread ends up going north or is that south? on Pan-Fried Friday.
Wait, what???!!! This country is in even bigger trouble than I thought.@verticity, on that rectally administered MJ for hemmies (as I affectionately call them
So you are saying use instant?@verticity Do not under any circumstances try doing a Kava enema. A guy in another forum actual did that a few years back and ended up in the hospital. I think the macas are like sandpaper in your guts or maybe razors. Anyway, you get the idea.
And so an innocent thread ends up going north or is that south? on Pan-Fried Friday.
Yeh they do ... If you try that, then may the macas of a thousand lateral roots invade and shred your bowels. And if not, then the fleas of a 1000 camels invading your armpits should do the trick.
Kalm with Kava beverage would probably work well by that route...
